Celery

This is why I never complain to a waiter or cook. Just put on a smile and pretend I’m enjoying whatever lousy crap they put on my plate....

I didn’t wait in line at all to see it. It’s just a room full of Chinese tourists taking photos of a surprisingly small painting. You can just sort of elbow your way to the front....

I always assumed Sam Smith was black. ...

I don’t see the Bears with any leverage here. If they don’t get their money and leave, another team will take their place. The NFL will see to it that the 3rd biggest market in the country always has a team. The White Socks really can just kick rocks, though. ...

I used some nematode spray. Applied 2 years ago and I’m still grub free ...

I generally think of vests as fashion accessories, like a tie or watch....

They take on a liability every time they treat someone. It’s more that they just don’t like to treat them in an unofficial capacity, like without an office visit with exams and labs, like when Aunt Betty self-diagnosed herself on Google wants some pills. Secondarily there are certain drugs that may ...

Doctors surely have an ethical obligation to inform patients, however age and ability to understand may add some gray area. I’d say it depends on the age and ability of the patient, assuming they’re a minor....

We need a backup planet. Eventually either we or the robots will destroy this one. The future of the human race will be lab grown, Martian Zuckerberg DNA....

Bird flu? Have I been in a coma? Is this the latest rage? ...