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How do I (preferably legally) get rid of these things? I have around 8 of them hanging out in my pond every day. I never had this problem until I established a mallard population. ...

Last time I went was probably 10 or so years ago. It was free, there was a decent crowd but not terrible. There were tons of activities outside of the stadium for kids, lots of freebies (koozies, frisbees, cups, etc.). Have your kids bring like a jersey or a ball or something because if you stick ar...

I can't believe nobody said the smell of the purple ditto copy ink yet....

I would never allow myself to be in either situation. Here's a realistic, yet equally terrifying scenario. It's 2:00 AM. You're driving through the lower 9th ward and your cell phone is dead with no way of charging it. You hit a pothole and completely demolish your lower ball joint, rendering your v...

During high school I remember watching MTV in the mornings while getting ready. That Aerosmith video would come on and I wanted Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler to come pick me up in that 5.0 and do what that 15 year old kid in Marksville did to the hot teacher. This was before either of them were b...

I read the article and it basically translates into this. A trashy Louisiana family who sold turtle meat got greedy in the 70's and 80's and decided to poach the frick out of Louisiana's snapping turtle population. Once they realized they couldn't catch as many turtles they decided to invade Texas wa...

I’ve messed with garage door springs one time. Even made my own sketchy arse winding rods out of 1/2” rebar. I got the job done but not gonna lie, I was terrified the whole time. It’s crazy how much tension those springs are under. ...

You don't even have to take the carb off. A couple shots of starting fluid into the intake while cranking should have at least made it sputter....

I hope they don’t run my mallards off. ...

Here is my fool proof stovetop rice method. I use Mahatma extra long grain white rice. I rinse the uncooked rice with warm water in the same magnalite pot I cook it in until the water is clear. I then add enough water over the top to reach the first joint in my index finger. Add just enough salt f...