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I'm about to go Office Space on a printer

Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:01 pm
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28707 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:01 pm
It's a Brother HL-3140CW, and that fricking "Drum! Slide the green tabs..." message won't go away. I've slid the fricking tabs countless times (and put them back in the right position), cleaned the contacts as suggested on one forum, reset the drum counters, reset the printer to factory settings, unplugged/waited/restarted. This fricking thing is just taunting me at this point.


This is more of a rant than a cry for help, but if any of you think you can help you have about 10 minutes before I take it out back.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:12 pm to
Are you sure it doesn't just want you to replace the drum? The most reliable feature in any printer is its ability to make you buy things for it.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81620 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28707 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Are you sure it doesn't just want you to replace the drum?
The error message for replacing the drum is either "Drum End Soon" or "Drum Stop". Either of those can be resolved by resetting the drum counters (which I've done). But this fricker is telling me "Drum!" (I did not add the !, that's what this shithead says on the display), which means either the corona wires need to be cleaned by sliding the green tabs OR the toner cartridge and/or drum units aren't installed correctly. I know they're in there right, it's really hard to frick that up.
quote:

The most reliable feature in any printer is its ability to make you buy things for it.
I know, but I'm not about to buy a set of 4 drums for $140 when I can buy a whole new printer (same model so I can use up the hundreds of dollars of toner I already have stocked for it) for $190 and take this one out back and work out some issues.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28707 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:43 pm to
Look at this a-hole "Drum !!!111EXCLAMATIONPOINT".





Don't you just want to punch that motherfricker?
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14960 posts
Posted on 4/30/15 at 5:21 pm to
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Don't you just want to punch that motherfricker?



It may want you to rhythmically tap on its case. Wouldn't that be comical?
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7695 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 6:53 am to
Are you using a Brother drum? Some printers will give you errors if you are trying to use an after market/non OEM drum.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43299 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:22 am to
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81620 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 8:41 am to
quote:

EXCLAMATIONPOINT
Posted by Tigah in the ATL
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2005
27539 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 3:06 pm to
Printers smell fear
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28707 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Printers smell fear
Well I think I scared it, too. I left it unplugged for about 10 minutes yesterday, but apparently that wasn't sufficient. I left it unplugged all night and it started working again today.

If this thing gives me any more shite I will update this thread with pics of a destroyed printer.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:22 pm to
I can't wrap my head around why consumer (maybe all) printers in 2015 are still such unreliable pieces of shite.

It's baffling actually all the examples of human advancement we have around us and printers haven't noticeably improved in the last 20 years.

This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 9:23 pm
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Member since Aug 2004
77959 posts
Posted on 5/1/15 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

It's baffling actually all the examples of human advancement we have around us and printers haven't noticeably improved in the last 20 years.



1. No money in it.

2. Business level printer are pretty reliable but no one wants to spend the money or have a printer that large.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28707 posts
Posted on 11/5/19 at 1:03 pm to
Old bump because I'm about to do it again. This time with an HP 8710.


This motherfricker is bitching about a rebuilt cartridge not being installed correctly. I've found one instance of someone with this printer who says this was never a problem until HP pushed an automatic firmware update that made it a problem. Of course this happened after the printer was out of warranty. How can they disable functionality after the product is out of warranty? frick HP!


Does a printer exist that just works? Are there any honest printer manufacturers? I print like 50 pages/month, I'm not buying a commercial grade printer.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6834 posts
Posted on 11/5/19 at 1:09 pm to
Note to self; Korkstand is not allowed within 150 feet of any printer. All levels of force are authorized to enforce perimeter.

Printed lives matter!
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57438 posts
Posted on 11/5/19 at 7:05 pm to
Solid bump kork
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 11/5/19 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

I'm not buying a commercial grade printer.



Well then
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28707 posts
Posted on 11/5/19 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

quote:

I'm not buying a commercial grade printer.
Well then
Is it too much to ask for a home printer that isn't an a-hole?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28707 posts
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:09 am to
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