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Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:07 am to
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:07 am to
Stewie: You playing indoor this season. I am offering my services to Mighty Ducks FC. As you know, I'm Euro trained in diving and English trained in whining about everything.
Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
17324 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:10 am to
He told me,"shhhhh," placing his finger over my lips,"don't turn the lights on... Tonight I want to see you in the dark."

But then in the middle of things he was pulling my hair, and in a really high pitched voice squealing 'Mesuuuuut!' and that totally ruined my mood, so I made him sleep on the couch.

In the middle of the night I walked into the living room to check on him, and he was hitting the replay button of his Khedira to Ozil goal on FIFA over and over again. The pungent scent I detected was an open jar of sauerkraut he was using as lube to consumate the goal
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116206 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:19 am to
quote:

But then in the middle of things he was pulling my hair, and in a really high pitched voice squealing 'Mesuuuuut!' and that totally ruined my mood, so I made him sleep on the couch.




BRAVO!!!!
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:20 am to
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:26 am to
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I remember it like it was yesterday.


No no, yesterday was with MM. The conquests all kind of run together, I know, when you've had so many.
Posted by IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
Team 31™
Member since Nov 2008
25971 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:32 am to
quote:

He told me,"shhhhh," placing his finger over my lips,"don't turn the lights on... Tonight I want to see you in the dark."

But then in the middle of things he was pulling my hair, and in a really high pitched voice squealing 'Mesuuuuut!' and that totally ruined my mood, so I made him sleep on the couch.

In the middle of the night I walked into the living room to check on him, and he was hitting the replay button of his Khedira to Ozil goal on FIFA over and over again. The pungent scent I detected was an open jar of sauerkraut he was using as lube to consumate the goal




Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:33 am to
Leauxgan had softer skin and tighter jeans.
Posted by IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
Team 31™
Member since Nov 2008
25971 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:35 am to
BTW...apparently I wasn't good enough for you.


You only screamed "Badstuber" with me.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:38 am to
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Leauxgan had softer skin and tighter jeans.


Leauxgan is a true grass fairy, no doubt.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 11:42 am to
This thread as a gif




Hendo's the blue team
This post was edited on 9/7/11 at 11:43 am
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
24354 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 5:40 pm to
Weirdest thread ever.
Posted by IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
Team 31™
Member since Nov 2008
25971 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 5:48 pm to
I can't fap to this thread...
Posted by LSUCanFAN
In the past
Member since Jan 2009
28073 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 6:55 pm to
If I was in a knife fight with a Mexikhunt, he'd bring a gun...
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 7:10 pm to
Has the all mighty Henderson got Stuhawk and Alex Morgan to make a baby yet?
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116206 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

got Stuhawk and Alex Morgan to make a baby yet?


World Cup glory shall ensue in 2038.
Posted by americanoutlaw
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2010
4724 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 7:53 pm to
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As you know, I'm Euro trained in diving and English trained in whining about everything.

Sounds like a man of fortuitous skill, much like Hendo
Posted by Stewie Griffin
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2005
16148 posts
Posted on 9/7/11 at 8:37 pm to
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Stewie: You playing indoor this season. I am offering my services to Mighty Ducks FC. As you know, I'm Euro trained in diving and English trained in whining about everything.




Our club merged with Manchesthair United. Won the league last season but I've taken the first two games of this season off. I may join back up but if you want to play urec we are doing a team.
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