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re: What would you change first in our country as POTUS?
Posted on 7/9/14 at 3:22 pm to i am dan
Posted on 7/9/14 at 3:22 pm to i am dan
I would hire Tuba as my Climate change/global warming Czar, parade him around the rose garden at the white house and allow him to give his acceptance speach. I would then promptly fire him. 
Edit: Rex would be the official white house dog and would always be in constume.
Edit: Rex would be the official white house dog and would always be in constume.
This post was edited on 7/9/14 at 3:24 pm
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 3:31 pm to anc
quote:
No Child Left Behind and NAFTA are the two single pieces of legislation that have killed this country, and both of them have a Bush on the signature line.
You are wrong about NAFTA my uninformed friend. NAFTA went into effect 1/1/94, the year of Slick the Dick Willy.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 3:34 pm to Homesick Tiger
quote:
NAFTA went into effect 1/1/94, the year of Slick the Dick Willy.
Bush proposed it and Clinton signed it. That is why I said put both of them in GITMO.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 3:55 pm to NbamaTiger90
Bring your W-2 to the polling place or GTFO.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 3:59 pm to The Spleen
quote:
Get money out of politics. Eliminate lobbyists, slash pay to Congressmen, etc.
Too late for that. Corporations are people remember? You want to over-rule the supreme court? Remember Citizens United!!!
Posted on 7/9/14 at 4:33 pm to Big12fan
I would move to dismantle the IRS, NSA, Dept. of Education and EPA.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 4:45 pm to i am dan
That is such an insulated, cocooned way of thinking.
"NOTHING HAS CHANGED IN MY JOB"
The USA has 94 million people that are out of the job market, and who can't find jobs.
My first presidential decision would be to build a triple fence to stop illegals from coming in, which takes jobs from our citizens and deflates the job market in terms of hourly wages.
If I were King I would mandate a TRUE TELLING of American History in schools.
Mandate thar at least 50 percent of all college professors be conservatuve.
I would reduce taxes across the board and give incentive to all that creates jobs.
Give everyone on welfare a 5 year warning, get a kob within 5 years or your foodstamps, housing support, welfare,etc. etc. will be cut out.
There will be house elections every 4 years and senate elections every 8 years. 2 terms in the senate and 3 in rhe house is the max that can be served.
The president would be elected by the house ( after I abdicate my throne ) at any time the people lose confidence in their elected officials NEW ROUNDS of ELECTIONS can be called for.
Any official of government seen to be gaining money from his official government duties will be tried for such.
Pass a resolution that any kid born in this country by NON USA CITIZENS will not be an AMERICAN CITIZEN.
Require all voters to have a voter I.D.
Require all able body men and women who have children to work or else they will be forced to go into a jobs training facility.
Amy drug dealers will be executed.
"NOTHING HAS CHANGED IN MY JOB"
The USA has 94 million people that are out of the job market, and who can't find jobs.
My first presidential decision would be to build a triple fence to stop illegals from coming in, which takes jobs from our citizens and deflates the job market in terms of hourly wages.
If I were King I would mandate a TRUE TELLING of American History in schools.
Mandate thar at least 50 percent of all college professors be conservatuve.
I would reduce taxes across the board and give incentive to all that creates jobs.
Give everyone on welfare a 5 year warning, get a kob within 5 years or your foodstamps, housing support, welfare,etc. etc. will be cut out.
There will be house elections every 4 years and senate elections every 8 years. 2 terms in the senate and 3 in rhe house is the max that can be served.
The president would be elected by the house ( after I abdicate my throne ) at any time the people lose confidence in their elected officials NEW ROUNDS of ELECTIONS can be called for.
Any official of government seen to be gaining money from his official government duties will be tried for such.
Pass a resolution that any kid born in this country by NON USA CITIZENS will not be an AMERICAN CITIZEN.
Require all voters to have a voter I.D.
Require all able body men and women who have children to work or else they will be forced to go into a jobs training facility.
Amy drug dealers will be executed.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 4:52 pm to i am dan
First I stop the bleeding on the illegals and shut our fricking borders down. We cant get a grip on budget stuff as long as we are hemeraging money on non citizens who pay no taxes yet use our resources.
Not a single new person would get into this country illegally.
2nd, I would uphold the rest of the constitution to the letter of the law, period.
Not a single new person would get into this country illegally.
2nd, I would uphold the rest of the constitution to the letter of the law, period.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 5:05 pm to i am dan
1st day, going over Executive Orders since 1945 and start reversing those orders, that are detrimental to the Constitution.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 5:11 pm to i am dan
FairTax is my number 1.
push that domino over and a lot of good things fall into place with no additional effort by government
push that domino over and a lot of good things fall into place with no additional effort by government
Posted on 7/9/14 at 5:22 pm to dr smartass phd
My first act,today,would be to send troops to the border to secure it. Shut it down,border crossings and all. Then deport all those in the camps. Troops will be authorized to arrest illegals and if armed resistance is offered, blow away the resisters. Armed incursions by Mexican aircraft,troops,police or cartel thugs will be met with force.
Then authorize the border to be fenced and add as many Border Patrol officers as needed to patrol effectively.
All those in the country illegally must come forward to identify themselves.Photo ID 's to be issued and files made on each person. Failure to do so after a grace period is a felony and you do two years in prison, then you are deported.
Add as many judges,magistrates etc as needed to hear all the cases. It will take some time true, but they all get a hearing. Those that are working paying taxes and being useful members of society can stay and get in the back of the line to become citizens. Legal immigration quotas to be set and not exceeded. Those that are not useful go home. Any that join the military and serve honorably with a good record can become citizens after a hearing examining said record.
Those that fly foreign flags speak only Spanish and generally do not want to assimilate get deported.
If you have been deported and get caught reentering..two years at hard labor and then kicked out again. Additional sentencing for any crimes committed against American citizens.
Then authorize the border to be fenced and add as many Border Patrol officers as needed to patrol effectively.
All those in the country illegally must come forward to identify themselves.Photo ID 's to be issued and files made on each person. Failure to do so after a grace period is a felony and you do two years in prison, then you are deported.
Add as many judges,magistrates etc as needed to hear all the cases. It will take some time true, but they all get a hearing. Those that are working paying taxes and being useful members of society can stay and get in the back of the line to become citizens. Legal immigration quotas to be set and not exceeded. Those that are not useful go home. Any that join the military and serve honorably with a good record can become citizens after a hearing examining said record.
Those that fly foreign flags speak only Spanish and generally do not want to assimilate get deported.
If you have been deported and get caught reentering..two years at hard labor and then kicked out again. Additional sentencing for any crimes committed against American citizens.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 5:26 pm to Homesick Tiger
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You are wrong about NAFTA my uninformed friend. NAFTA went into effect 1/1/94, the year of Slick the Dick Willy.
Clinton's isn't innocent of this, but NAFTA was Bush I's baby, and it directly killed small town America.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 5:43 pm to Paluka
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Why according to you everything is peachy
It is peachy, but my job as president is to improve the country.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 5:45 pm to i am dan
Executive order declaring that hookers and blow are the new national past time not baseball.
Repeal all Obama Executive orders
Repeal all Obama Executive orders
Posted on 7/9/14 at 5:53 pm to i am dan
End the income tax and install a flat sales tax.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 5:57 pm to anc
quote:
and it directly killed small town America
Damn right it did. Florence, AL was a textile town. 1 year after NAFTA it all moved to Mexico and thousands upon thousands of decent paying jobs were gone.
And it was GW1's brainchild.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 7:24 pm to i am dan
Get rid of
DEA
IRS
HOMELAND SECURITY
ATF
severely curtail
EPA
BLM
Install
term limits
get rid of all of the committees on this and that and just have a vote on things.
Some of the redundant intelligence agencies would have to go.
Executive order that I had the right to sleep with a bride the night before her wedding.
Send out an army of searchers to scour newspapers for said brides.
DEA
IRS
HOMELAND SECURITY
ATF
severely curtail
EPA
BLM
Install
term limits
get rid of all of the committees on this and that and just have a vote on things.
Some of the redundant intelligence agencies would have to go.
Executive order that I had the right to sleep with a bride the night before her wedding.
Send out an army of searchers to scour newspapers for said brides.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 7:31 pm to bencoleman
I would rescind every last one of obama's executive orders.
Then I would have a lackey go through and see if any were really worth doing.
Then I would have a lackey go through and see if any were really worth doing.
Posted on 7/9/14 at 7:38 pm to NbamaTiger90
quote:
And it was GW1's brainchild.
Don't remember it quite that way
Posted on 7/9/14 at 7:48 pm to goatmilker
Google is your friend on this. Bush1 put all into motion, he exited office before he got to smile and sign it.
I remember by experience. Didn't have to use google.
I remember by experience. Didn't have to use google.
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