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What should we do about the homeless problem?

Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:22 pm
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:22 pm
I've suggested in the past we round up all the homeless in the major cities and bus them out to the rural Midwest and dump them there to start their new lives, or drop them off in Puerto Rico, Guam, and the other outlying territories of the Empire. Apartment rates in the rural midwest are real low and 10 of them can split a studio 10 ways and have bunk beds for dirt cheap.

I also think hiring a bunch as laborers to work as grunts to help build the Trump Wall will save a bunch of taxpayers their hard earned money, will allow these people to serve their country and save some money. Can also do the same for our Pacific Ocean coastline fortification construction.

I also think tagging all the homeless with a required ID tag that shows where they are assigned to so police can see if they're abiding by laws.

Also make it a crime to panhandle and a crime to give to them.

It's becoming an epidemic and I think a lot of these people are just begging and not wanting to work like normal people do.

This post was edited on 10/22/17 at 9:23 pm
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:23 pm to
That's a whole lot of wat in one post
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:24 pm to
People giving to them are the problem.

Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:24 pm to
Scoop them all up in butterfly nets and drown them all in the Mississippi River
Posted by gamatt53
Member since Nov 2010
4934 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:25 pm to
Just pray for them bro it will totally help
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
10283 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:25 pm to
Round them up and for most they belong in mental institutions and asylums away from the rest of the citizenry.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5916 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:25 pm to
give all of their aid to illegal immigrants
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120327 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:26 pm to
Stuff then all in an envelope and mail them to Canada
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:27 pm to
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Round them up and for most they belong in mental institutions and asylums away from the rest of the citizenry.


Speaking of which, I bet a big chunk of the homeless are illegal immigrants. Should require all homeless to provide documentation that they are citizens or they'll be handed off to the INS for deportation for whichever country has soonest and cheapest flight available.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:27 pm to
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Also make it a crime to panhandle and a crime to give to them.
You can't punish every little thing you don't like. Life is imperfect. Would you want to be punished for starting dumb threads? That would make a lot more sense than your solutions to the homeless problem.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14829 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

, or drop them off in Puerto Rico, Guam, and the other outlying territories of the Empire. A


You are pathetic.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

You are pathetic.


Sorry. I didn't mean to say "drop them off in Puerto Rico, Guam, and the other outlying territories of the Empire."

I meant to say: drop them off in Puerto Rico, Guam, and the other outlying colonies of the Empire.

Better?
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14829 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:31 pm to
Does it make you feel better when you upvote yourself?
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:32 pm to
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Does it make you feel better when you upvote yourself?


I'm not doing it for me, I'm doing it for America.
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:39 pm to
Round them all up and ship them to Cher's house.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17047 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

What should we do about the homeless problem?


The vast majority of them are severely mentally ill (schizophrenia and the like). Most of them are not just "down on their luck" but are incapable of doing a whole lot.
Posted by matthew25
Member since Jun 2012
9425 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:43 pm to
Aren't they all over Lee Circle in New Orleans?

(Is it still "Lee" Circle?)
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64674 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:44 pm to
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round up all the homeless



Gated community outside the city.


This post was edited on 10/22/17 at 9:58 pm
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:44 pm to
Pick them all up in a CATS bus and airdrop them into the half empty NFL stadiums.
This post was edited on 10/22/17 at 9:46 pm
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