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‘Twitter Is Dead’
Posted on 11/19/22 at 11:56 am
Posted on 11/19/22 at 11:56 am
‘Twitter Is Dead’ - 300 Million People Post On Twitter
WORLD — Hundreds of millions of people around the world mourned the sudden death of Twitter last night with hundreds of millions of heartfelt posts on Twitter.
"Twitter is dead. This is it. Goodbye, cruel world!" wrote Washington Post journalist Geebles Snortleton as it became clear the social media site had only a few hours of life left. "It's been great! I'll miss you all! Find me on Meta! It's the wave of the future!"
The post has thus far received 12 likes and 3,487 retweets.
Analysts reported over 300 million similar messages were tweeted on the platform that same evening, leading to a record-breaking spike in Twitter usage.
"Elon has killed Twitter. He has made my blue check irrelevant. He has allowed unqualified people to express their opinions. This isn't just the death of an app, it's the death of democracy itself," said Timothen Fordlestan, another journalist at the Washington Post. "This will be my last tweet on this platform."
At publishing time, sources had confirmed it was not, in fact, Fordlestan's last tweet on the platform.
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WORLD — Hundreds of millions of people around the world mourned the sudden death of Twitter last night with hundreds of millions of heartfelt posts on Twitter.
"Twitter is dead. This is it. Goodbye, cruel world!" wrote Washington Post journalist Geebles Snortleton as it became clear the social media site had only a few hours of life left. "It's been great! I'll miss you all! Find me on Meta! It's the wave of the future!"
The post has thus far received 12 likes and 3,487 retweets.
Analysts reported over 300 million similar messages were tweeted on the platform that same evening, leading to a record-breaking spike in Twitter usage.
"Elon has killed Twitter. He has made my blue check irrelevant. He has allowed unqualified people to express their opinions. This isn't just the death of an app, it's the death of democracy itself," said Timothen Fordlestan, another journalist at the Washington Post. "This will be my last tweet on this platform."
At publishing time, sources had confirmed it was not, in fact, Fordlestan's last tweet on the platform.
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This post was edited on 11/19/22 at 11:57 am
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Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:02 pm to TigerVespamon
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He has allowed unqualified people to express their opinions.
yeah, that pesky 1st amendment and all.
didn't libs say, "if you don't like it, go start your own? it's a private company, etc"?
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:02 pm to TigerVespamon
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Elon has allowed unqualified peasants to express their opinions. This is the death of democracy, said Timothen Fordlestan, another lying sack of shite pedophile at the Washington Post.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:03 pm to TigerVespamon
Totally grassroots. Love to see the angry authoritave state lash out when it loses a battle and you realize how feeble and weak it is at the seams
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:03 pm to TigerVespamon
quote:
he has allowed unqualified people to express their opinions
And there's the problem.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:04 pm to riverparish
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yeah, that pesky 1st amendment and all.
Civics lesson for ya: The 1st amendment refers to the government infringing on your free speech, not a social media company.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:04 pm to TigerVespamon
quote:the horror
He has allowed unqualified people to express their opinions.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:06 pm to TigerVespamon
quote:
Timothen Fordlestan
Turns out I was wrong and I’m here to eat crow. Men can in fact have a vagina.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:07 pm to TigerVespamon
Disappointed it was the Bee. Sounds real to me.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:12 pm to hawkway
really???? thanks!!!! i had no idea.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:14 pm to TigerVespamon
quote:
He has allowed unqualified people to express their opinions. This isn't just the death of an app, it's the death of democracy itself," said Timothen Fordlestan, another journalist at the Washington Post
This guy
As if his biased opinion is worth a frick more than the resting us.
I also laugh that his blue check means he should be given instant credibility.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:14 pm to TigerVespamon
I'm going to sign up with a legit account once Elon gets shite stabilized. Too many Twitter employee crazies left that could still do a data leak to spite Elon.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:29 pm to TigerVespamon
quote:
"Elon has killed Twitter. He has made my blue check irrelevant. He has allowed unqualified people to express their opinions. This isn't just the death of an app, it's the death of democracy itself," said Timothen Fordlestan
frick this self important prick.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:30 pm to TDTOM
It’s a Bee article. Timothen Fordlestan isn’t a real person.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:38 pm to hawkway
quote:
Civics lesson for ya: The 1st amendment refers to the government infringing on your free speech, not a social media company.
It's so adorable believing Twitter / FB are NOT tethered to Gummint overlording.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:39 pm to Liberator
It's like people forgot about the Bee after they got twitterbanned.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:41 pm to Liberator
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It's so adorable believing Twitter / FB are NOT tethered to Gummint overlording.
You might actually want to read the Constitution that you are so wrong about rather than show your ignorance of it.
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:45 pm to hawkway
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Civics lesson for ya: The 1st amendment refers to the government infringing on your free speech, not a social media company.
Civics lesson for ya: it’s an infringement on the 1st amendment when the government tells a social media company who to censor
Posted on 11/19/22 at 12:49 pm to thebigmuffaletta
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the government tells a social media company who to censor
Citation needed. Let's see the evidence that "government" told a social media company who to censor. Let me guess, it's a big conspiracy.
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