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Trump Unveils Exclusive Level Press Room For Only Select Few Journalists
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:56 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:56 am
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Describing the ornately decorated 3,000-square-foot space as “the height of luxury,” President-elect Donald Trump officially unveiled a new Double Platinum–Level White House press room Thursday, which he said will be made available to only a select few journalists. “Located mere steps from the West Wing, this magnificent, invitation-only press suite will cater to the every need of a hand-selected group of the most esteemed reporters as they cover my presidency,” said Trump, adding that individual Italian oak writing desks, ambient light from overhead chandeliers, and a bank of 12 plush seats providing unimpeded views of the lectern would help make journalists feel comfortable and relaxed while they report on the executive branch. “Not only will the members of this prestigious group enjoy complimentary sparkling wine and valet parking, but they will also receive private access to my administration that no one else in the press corps will be able to enjoy. It is truly the most beautiful and most exclusive press room that Washington has ever seen.” Trump also confirmed plans to convert the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room into a high-end spa and sauna available only to members of the Trump Double-Platinum Press Club.
Cute from The Onion
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:56 am to FrenchToast
Dat gold doe 
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:57 am to FrenchToast
CNN will be running this soon 
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:57 am to FrenchToast
It's incredible how difficult it is to separate satire from reality in this era.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:58 am to FrenchToast
You know that would be a good idea.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 10:59 am to Bard
quote:It's a given this will be the lead story on Van Jones' segment today or tomorrow.....
CNN will be running this soon
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:00 am to Navytiger74
I was just going to say that. The sparkling wine thing gave it away.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:03 am to FrenchToast
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:20 am to Navytiger74
quote:
It's incredible how difficult it is to separate satire from reality in this era.
Agreed. As I was reading it I was like.... ok. Wait.... no way. Well.... hmmmmmm.....
Ok, no way. Lol.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:23 am to Navytiger74
quote:
It's incredible how difficult it is to separate satire from reality in this era.
Because The real Trump can out-do any satire, sadly.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:24 am to FrenchToast
ALL INB4: BamaAtl et al...melts gets a hundred dollars.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:36 am to FrenchToast
maga
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:46 am to FrenchToast
Predictably and comically, people from both the left and right will fall for this
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 11:47 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:47 am to LSUTANGERINE
Mostly the left. Those clowns believe russia hacked the election. Idiots will believe anything.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:51 am to FrenchToast
Great idea, but I would add kneeling benches in front of the chairs.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 12:07 pm to FutureRATeammember
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Mostly the left. Those clowns believe russia hacked the election. Idiots will believe anything.
Are you really implying that this board was not running with all kinds of fake Hillary stories leading up to the election?
Posted on 1/14/17 at 1:09 pm to LSUTANGERINE
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fake Hillary stories
Sorry, but Hillary is quite ill. She no longer qualifies for a full SS detail, yet the large black dude with the injection pen is still with her. Wonder why?
Most of Hilldawgs rumors were confirmed by hacked emails
Posted on 1/14/17 at 1:17 pm to DragginFly
Posted on 1/14/17 at 1:42 pm to FrenchToast
The Onion > CNN
Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:03 pm to MrCarton
quote:The Trump quote was rather factual. That was my first clue.
The sparkling wine thing gave it away.
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