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re: Suggestions needed for jury duty rejection

Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:48 am to
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:48 am to
that case sounds hilarious. I'd want to be on that jury
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:48 am to
quote:

I'd actually like to serve at least once.
I was selected to be on a jury in an attempted murder case. The trial lasted 5 days.

It was probably the best civics lesson I've ever had in my life. I'd serve again in a heartbeat. It's an honor to be on a jury.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:50 am to
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that case sounds hilarious. I'd want to be on that jury


Ikr?
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:51 am to
fastest route is to tell them either
a) your father was a policeman
b) you hate the police

Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11707 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:52 am to
Here's the case.
Posted by djcaz33
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2007
616 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:53 am to
My first jury duty experience a "bounty hunter" told the judge he believed all people were guilty until proven innocent. The asked him to step down from the jury box so he could learn a thing or two about the way our judicial system works. I was selected for a jury on Monday and done by Wednesday. That guy was still there on Wednesday and it's a pretty safe bet that he was probably bored to death.

I find the whole process very interesting. I enjoyed serving on the jury and was disappointed in not being selected the second time around.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112447 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:53 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:54 am to
Yikes. That's actually pretty messed up I'd those allegations are true. Rather poor taste.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17696 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:54 am to
Just tell them you listen to Rush.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51270 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:54 am to
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I actually do wish I'd be on a jury, but I've only ever gotten called for civil and apparently attorneys don't like insurance agents.


I sat on a federal criminal case. It is actually interesting. They put me up in a decent hotel and reimbursed me mileage since I had to drive around 80 miles to get to the courthouse.
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11707 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:56 am to
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My first jury duty experience a "bounty hunter" told the judge he believed all people were guilty until proven innocent. The asked him to step down from the jury box so he could learn a thing or two about the way our judicial system works. I was selected for a jury on Monday and done by Wednesday. That guy was still there on Wednesday and it's a pretty safe bet that he was probably bored to death.


If I was a judge, that's how I'd do it. Unless you have concrete documentation of a hardship, you're sitting in my courtroom as long as possible.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112447 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:56 am to
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Just tell them you listen to Rush.

He is a conservative who never listens to Rush. Go figure that?

BTW, there is a chance that the defense is going to ask for a delay of the trial. So I told him to keep his clubs in the car and we can play if they put it off.
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:59 am to
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He is a conservative who never listens to Rush. Go figure that?
I'm moderate and never listen to Rush.
Posted by sacredcow
Member since Dec 2012
73 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 11:06 am to
Judge-dependent. And making up things to get excused pisses most of them off. At best, you'll be berated and you can bet that they'll hold you in the pool for as long as they can. At worst, they could possibly slap a contempt charge against you.

Not that I have a lot of respect for how they run things. True story- I was called for Jury duty a few years ago, in May. Seated on a panel, and they asked the usual questions (Name, occupation, does serving cause any hardship for you). The girl next to me claimed to be a single mom, working 2 waitress jobs to feed her kids, so if she didn't work- she didn't get paid. The judge lectured her on civic duty, it's a privilege, yadda yadda yadda. She didn't argue or say any more about it (I think she was being honest, but who knows). A few people down the line- this guy said of his occupation, "I am the head coach for a high-school football team."

"Oh, sir! We are SO sorry to have inconvenienced you! You are excused from jury duty, and I hope that this hasn't caused you too much difficulty."

Posted by flvelo12
Palm Harbor, Florida
Member since Jan 2012
3318 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 11:08 am to
I've been summoned for jury duty 3 times and picked every time - a drunk driving (not guilty), assault (mistrial) and a 4 week long first degree murder case (guilty). Quite the learning experience each time. Would not want to do it again (murder), but I learned so much from serving. Just my two cents.
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11707 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 11:11 am to
It appears that Zach and his friend are a-okay with the lowest common denominators serving on juries.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98884 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 11:13 am to
Just tell them you post on the TigerDroppings Political Talk board.
Posted by ironsides
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2006
8153 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 11:14 am to
Tell him to go ahead and do it. Without educated informed people on juries we end up with a lower quality jury. That doesn't help anyone and is part of the problem.

I was on a jury once in NYC for a minority who was charged with illegal possession of a handgun. I was sure that I was out when I told the defense attorney that I know about guns from hunting down south.

Turns out the defense attorney actually wanted me because my profile helped him with his defense.

Net / Net, I tried to get out by emphasizing to the lawyer why he shouldn't pick me, and it turns out that's what he wanted. You only look like a douche by trying to get out of it.

Also, if he's going in for Jury duty tomorrow, isn't he screwed for the entire day anyways?
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 11:15 am to
People getting upset about others trying to get out of jury duty is ridiculous

Live your own fricking life and let others worry about what's best for them, the frick is wrong with you people
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/25/14 at 11:16 am to
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the frick is wrong with you people


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