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Jeff Sessions as AG calling a Sanctuary City Mayor

Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21874 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:44 pm
I don't know what kind of liberal safe space sanctuary city bullshite power play you're trying to pull here, but Law enforcement is my territory.
So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again!
Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fricking firestorm upon you!
You're gonna have to call the fricking United Nations and get a fricking binding resolution to keep me from fricking destroying you.
I'm talking scorched earth, motherfricker! I'm talking complete denial of all federal funds, I will massacre you!
I WILL frick YOU UP!
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 3:18 pm
Posted by Alabamya
Da Ham
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:45 pm to
rtr
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
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Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:45 pm to
k
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:46 pm to
Everybody hide your dogs.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45752 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:47 pm to
Whatever.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
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Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:47 pm to
wut
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22774 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:49 pm to
"Mr. AG, no where in that meaningless rant did you cite the statute that requires my metro officers to enforce your immigration laws. So you're right, law enforcement is your territory, FEDERAL law enforcement specifically. So go ahead and send your federal LEO's over to do their job, and I'll have my guys continue to do our job. Oh, and your use of the word frick makes you sound like an idiot. I hope your knowledge of actual law is more expansive than your vocabulary"

This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21874 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:51 pm to
I see people on PT don't appreciate Tropic Thunder.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22774 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

I see people on PT don't appreciate Tropic Thunder.


Damn, completely missed it, but see it now. His greatest character ever. I'm kind of ashamed...
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21874 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Damn, completely missed it, but see it now. His greatest character ever. I'm kind of ashamed...


I'm talking G5 Player
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12934 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:08 pm to
Sessions doesn't have a potty mouth. So take out all the swearing. But other than that pretty much spot on.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29038 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

Jeff Sessions as AG calling a Sanctuary City Major



"MEET ME AT THE KRYSTAL BURGER, BITCH!"
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23711 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:26 pm to
Know THIS Mr. Mayor. You and the Seven or however many other Dwarfs you call a council will probably be facing a RICO indictment for aiding abetting and harboring federal fugitives from justice. Also obstructing justice.

Those illegal immigrants in many cases also skipped Federal Immigration Court dates.

I view this no differently that if you were harboring fugitives from any other Federal Law. You do not get to pick and choose what laws you obey and which ones you do not. I give you 48 hours and then I present your case to a Grand Jury. Have a nice day and get your affairs in order sir.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:34 pm to
I got it & it was brilliant
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80228 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:36 pm to
It wasn't funnny when you posted it in the other thread and it's not funny now.
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 3:37 pm
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26958 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 3:44 pm to
Meh. I prefer hitting them where it really hurts. Imagine if no student at the University of Chicago can use a federally funded student loan. No federal disaster relief the next time a quake hits the Bay Area. You can spend all day thinking of examples of federal funding.
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 3:47 pm
Posted by KingBarkus
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
8338 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 4:20 pm to
This sanctuary city BS may be Trump's PATCO firing moment. Most of you youngsters don't know or don't recall, but when the ATC stuck (illegally) in 1981, Reagan told them to get their asses back in the towers. They called what they thought was his bluff. He fired them.

The MSM and libs panicked. OMG!! Planes will be falling from the skies, crashing left and right! Never happened.

Reagan was the original BOSS.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13536 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

"Mr. AG, no where in that meaningless rant did you cite the statute that requires my metro officers to enforce your immigration laws. So you're right, law enforcement is your territory, FEDERAL law enforcement specifically. So go ahead and send your federal LEO's over to do their job, and I'll have my guys continue to do our job. Oh, and your use of the word frick makes you sound like an idiot. I hope your knowledge of actual law is more expansive than your vocabulary"



Its called Tit for Tat. You want federal highway funds? To get them you have to go through the republican controlled house and senate. That highway expansion would stop at the city limits.

I would say all your funding is gone. Whatever projects you are currently involved in need to be stopped immediately as no future payments are coming. Or you can come up with ways to pay for those projects yourselves.

There are plenty of things that the federal government can do to a municipality to force compliance. Also Trump can replace the head of the IRS and instruct him to make sure that every one of the high ranking employees are 100% above board. As in for the last 7 years above board. And any non profits that those people are involved with need to audited too.

The DOJ never got Capone. But the IRS did.
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13412 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 4:44 pm to
I approve of this tactic!
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