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Posted on 5/8/14 at 6:58 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Legalize drugs and prostitution....problem solved.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 7:08 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Up vote for you, sir.
And, I'd appreciate it if you would have the courtesy not to mention this upvote.
And, I'd appreciate it if you would have the courtesy not to mention this upvote.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 7:15 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 5/8/14 at 7:40 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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This post was edited on 5/8/14 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:05 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
When you're done mopping I got 40 acres of cotton you can pick. I want to make sure you and your family have the softest, best quality shirts to wear.
you're a cool guy bhp in reality id just buy ya a beer and we could chase some white wimmenz
you're a cool guy bhp in reality id just buy ya a beer and we could chase some white wimmenz
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:08 pm to deltaland
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When you're done mopping I got 40 acres of cotton you can pick. I want to make sure you and your family have the softest, best quality shirts to wear.
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in reality id just buy ya a beer
I'd drink it
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and we could chase some white wimmenz
Mrs. BHP is a scary chick when she is mad.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:16 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Well I just crossed the Sabine River and and a very nice state policeman reminded me that the speed limit in La is 55 and that my 70 reading on his radar gun was more appropriate for Texas than Louisiana.
He gave me a nice note to take to the courthouse.
He gave me a nice note to take to the courthouse.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:21 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Sounds fricked up, but the lighthearted sarcasm in your post is getting lots of laughs from people that think that it's not a big deal.
How did you really feel and why did you let that cop search your car?
How did you really feel and why did you let that cop search your car?
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:22 pm to Easy
Look out BHP, I think you're about to get the cornball brotha treatment.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:23 pm to Easy
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Sounds fricked up, but the lighthearted sarcasm in your post is getting lots of laughs from people that think that it's not a big deal.
How did you really feel and why did you let that cop search your car?
It was a joke. It didn't really happen.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:24 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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It didn't really happen.
LIAR!!!
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:29 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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LIAR!!!
Which time?
When I told the story...or, when I denied it was true?
hmmmmmmmmmm
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:30 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Ugggghhhh. I don't know. I'm not even sure you're black at this point. In which case you aren't a liar and this really happened and you really are black. Now I'm really confused.
This post was edited on 5/8/14 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:43 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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Then, when I got to her office, I had to wait for her to finish some work. As I stood in the hallway, a very nice person just GAVE me a mop and explained that some coffee had been spilled around the corner. OBVIOUSLY, this person wanted to make sure I did not slip in it.
Wow - free mop? Damn! You had it almost as good as the slaves did!
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:45 pm to SpidermanTUba
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You had it almost as good as the slaves did!
Slaves had it made man. Free food, free roof over your head, the hot ones got to band the rich old guys. Underrated IMO.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 8:47 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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Slaves had it made man. Free food, free roof over your head, the hot ones got to band the rich old guys. Underrated IMO.
The teenagers got to be separated from their families early, too, just the way teenagers like it.
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