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Can the PB interpret this life changing dilemma for me?
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:48 pm
This morning, my lovely wife and I were chatting before taking a shower and I tell her, "I sure hope I get a blow job tonight."
Did I order or demand my wife give me a blow job tonight?
My lawyer needs to know.
Did I order or demand my wife give me a blow job tonight?
My lawyer needs to know.
This post was edited on 6/15/17 at 12:51 pm
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Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:49 pm to bamarep
Right now she is calling her mother to complain...
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:49 pm to bamarep
Sounds like mental rape to me
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:49 pm to bamarep
That's rape
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:49 pm to bamarep
That is not signed affirmative consent. Might as well be raping her.
This post was edited on 6/15/17 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:49 pm to bamarep
Reported to law enforcement.
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:50 pm to bamarep
Sounds like an oral contract to me.
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:50 pm to bamarep
Depends. Did she hide in the curtains afterwards?
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:50 pm to bamarep
Implication is, you expect it.
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:51 pm to bamarep
Why is everyone assuming he meant from her???
#triggered
#triggered
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:51 pm to bamarep
You'll know tonight if she is hiding behind the curtains and afraid to be alone with you.
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:52 pm to bamarep
Are you planning on being home or on a business trip tonight. That matters also
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:52 pm to MrLarson
Someone finally got it
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:52 pm to bamarep
Your wife is thinking: "Oh my God, he is colluding with the Russians to get a mail-order bride to give him a blowjob."
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:52 pm to bamarep
Were you asking her to perform the blowjob or just hoping in general--like thinking out loud?
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:52 pm to bamarep
Was she in the shower with you? She is obligated to blow you right them if so
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:56 pm to bamarep
Sounds like emotional obstruction!
Posted on 6/15/17 at 12:57 pm to Duke
/thread
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:00 pm to bamarep
She's going to interpret it to mean that she should invite your "friend" Chip over and make sure she makes herself scarce.
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:00 pm to bamarep
While I think the whole obstruction thing is bullshite, that's not an accurate analogy.
You and your wife are technically equals. Comey is Trump's subordinate.
A better analogy would feature a boss and an employee, but perhaps not include a blowjob.
You and your wife are technically equals. Comey is Trump's subordinate.
A better analogy would feature a boss and an employee, but perhaps not include a blowjob.
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