I can picture the conversation:
Obama: johnny my boy where you at? My boy morsi is having some problems. Why ain't you hear in house trying to figure out how to get him some help?
Kerry: err uhm, I'm on my way right now Barrs.Sitting in this crazy DC traffic. You know how it is.
Obama: wait hold on uncle Joe is babbling incoherently about something...
John, starts to mumble about Biden..
Obama: umm johnny, Joe hear says he got a tweet with a picture of you on a boat off the coast.
John: frick YOU BIDEN. TEACHERS PET BITCH. No sir Mr. President I'm sitting in DC traffic right now.
Obama then sees the live feed of Kerry on his boat and tells Kerry: On your way huh?
Kerry: Umm yup.
Obama: well OK then I knew I promoted the right guy.
This post was edited on 7/6 at 4:02 am