Why LSU will lose every game for the next ten years

1. We have inexperienced QBs who stare down the receivers every single play.
2. We have linebackers who can't cover RBs out of the backfield on pass plays.
3. #44 can't cover worth a damn.
4. Our cornerbacks suck and have no experience.
5. The middle of the field is always wide open on every single play.
6. Cutrera commits too early.
7. Our defensive coordinators are terrible.
8. We can't kick the ball into the endzone.
9. ESPN hates us.
10. The arseociated Press has a lovefest for the Rose Bowl and all its participants (I'm looking at you, USC)
11. The media hates us.
12. Tim Tebow and Matthew Stafford will pick us apart.
13. We can't get pressure on anybody.
14. Our QBs stare down the receivers on every play.
15. Jevan Snead is a beast, he'll rape us.
16. Nick Saban is going to kick our asses because we don't have Saban's recruits.
17. Les Miles needs Saban's recruits.
18. Arkansas and Troy will hang at least 50 on us because we can't cover dual threat QBs.
19. ESPN hates LSU.
20. We have way too many idiots that post stuff like this and actually mean it.






Did I cover everything?