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re: Why LSU will lose every game for the next ten years

Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by rds dc
Member since Jun 2008
19809 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:21 pm to
47. MFP wants to talk Astro's baseball every Monday during football season
Posted by extremetigerfanatic
Denham Springs
Member since Oct 2003
5364 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:23 pm to
Because J.P. Curtis hates us.
Posted by root canal
West Monroe
Member since Dec 2007
1101 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:30 pm to
jake booty is not coming to LSU. . .
tommy banks is not getting enough carries. . .
mfp is now calling political talk shows and not giving his full focus to the saints and astros. . .
keiland is a 5-star and not playing enough, so the 5-stars will not want to come anymore. . .
our QB's. . .
Posted by lsutothetop
TigerDroppings Elite
Member since Jul 2008
11323 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Take a Xanax and increase the Prozac to 40.

Posted by BT
North La
Member since Aug 2008
9766 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:37 pm to
you have a point on numbers 2 and 3.
Posted by bosoxjo13
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
3250 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:48 pm to
we smell like corndogs
Posted by GeauxChrisSports
Oh the irony......
Member since Feb 2007
19872 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:49 pm to
Wait. Some guy just posted that he talked to Jarret Lee in IHOP but then he really didnt talk to him but he seems like a good kid so we are in good hands. We might not lose every game just most of them now.
Posted by mod4clay
Bossier City, LA
Member since Sep 2008
23 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

we smell like cordogs


Posted by steverehage
periphery
Member since Jan 2006
660 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:54 pm to
ESPNews hates us.

SFP hates Hester
Posted by Kim Jong Ir
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
52594 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 9:58 pm to
El Nino
Global warming
The universe is expanding
Posted by Ttyger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
83 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 10:08 pm to
James Carville gives lame pregame speeches on national television..

Jarrett Lee has an unreal passer rating..

Joe Mckinght went to USC..

Miles can't wear a hat correctly..

Miles beat Oklahoma twice..

It never rains in Tiger Stadium..

We have a damn strong football team..

Gas prices..

Herpes..

This stupid violin emoticon..

And this banana for good measure..
Posted by Benngalman
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2005
7 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 10:18 pm to
Alabama is simply too great of a football team under Saban.

Posted by Benngalman
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2005
7 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 10:21 pm to
And, us fans are looking ahead to the next game so the team is notlooking at the the opponent at hand
Posted by vestan
Harahan
Member since May 2008
587 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 10:23 pm to
The is the best thread of the season so far! I'm laughing my arse off.

Did we cover Hurricane "Insert Name Here" will mess us up?
Posted by yessir
Here
Member since Apr 2008
6583 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 10:25 pm to
i believe we did, but it can always be repeated for emphasis
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14978 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 10:33 pm to
because Jarrett Lee has a big head
because the universe is contracting
because the team has no "DISCIPLINE!!!"
Posted by jmath27
Raceland
Member since Jun 2008
1139 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 11:13 pm to
# 856
rueben randle didn't commit to play here yet

# 857
we do the wave even tho it belongs at toolame

# 858
we call tulane toolame

# 859
because we will never do a white out

# 860
because we will never get new unis from nike

# 861
because we dont have black jerseys to do a black-out

# 862
because there is no more tiger rag or oh we oh

btw this is a great post
Posted by Eternally Undefeated
Member since Aug 2008
899 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

Did I cover everything?


Every single 5 star rated recruit forever will snub us - even though all of them were born purple and gold Tiger fans - because we really haven't devoted enough attention to getting them. Our coaches are wasting time on 3 star recruits instead.
Posted by jmath27
Raceland
Member since Jun 2008
1139 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 11:18 pm to
bama jumped us in the latest polls
Posted by yessir
Here
Member since Apr 2008
6583 posts
Posted on 9/29/08 at 11:20 pm to
on a serious note, 862 is right....we won't win any more games until they play these...are you listening tiger band? do you know what's at stake?
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