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re: spinoff - Asian massage parlors

Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:09 pm to
I thought it was pretty hilarious when I drove up to Calandro's for the 1st time in years and saw it. That place is probably gonna get raided soon because of it's location.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:13 pm to
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Did you go there expecting a real massage or what?


Actually yes. It was a Saturday and my body was hurting cuz I'm old and broken from years of abusing myself. You don't need appointments at these places so I went in and had an awesome legit 1 hour massage. The 2 or 3 times I went back, the massages kept getting worse.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30259 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:34 pm to
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You don't need appointments at these places so I went in and had an awesome legit 1 hour massage.


Did you get the impression that more 'services' were available if desired?

Like Saintsfan above me said, that place is sure to get attention from the cops because of it's name, if nothing else. I'd be scared to death to go to that place because with my luck, it would get raided and I'd end up with my name in the paper for something I'd sure have a difficult time explaining.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71606 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:36 pm to
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You don't need appointments at these places so I went in and had an awesome legit 1 hour massage. The 2 or 3 times I went back, the massages kept getting worse.

If you visited multiple times, got just a massage, and never hinted at anything sexual they probably think you're a cop. They give you worse massages and hope you go away.
Or they just suck at that because that's not their specialty.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30259 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:42 pm to
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If you visited multiple times, got just a massage, and never hinted at anything sexual they probably think you're a cop


Or maybe they are a legit place. I used to shop at Calandros a good bit when I worked near there and saw an older Chinese looking man sitting outside reading the newspaper one time. He didn't look like he was up to anything shady but what the heck do I know.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:44 pm to
My friend said the little China woman almost ripped the skin off his penis, I won't be indulging in a happy ending.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71606 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:47 pm to
Maybe but if they're legit they probably come up with a real name to avoid what would be a common misunderstanding.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21457 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:57 pm to
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That place is probably gonna get raided soon because of it's location.


Let me splain something about Baton Rouge. No massage joints, call girls, or strip club champagne rooms will be raided while the Legislature is is session, which it is.

People die when that happens.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71606 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 5:04 pm to
Nah new massage parlors have been popping up all over BR so these aren't old places that powerful people have a stake in turning a blind eye to. Some politician or law enforcement agency will need to promote how they fight for strong family values.
This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 5:22 pm
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30259 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 5:05 pm to
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Maybe but if they're legit they probably come up with a real name to avoid what would be a common misunderstanding.



I completely agree with that.

That would be like an a a place that actually conducts escorts (of vehicles or something, I don't know) advertising themselves as an escort service. They would probably come up with another name for their service.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30259 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 5:08 pm to
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Nah new massage parlors have been popping up all over BR


I know that there is another suspicious looking Chinese massage place on Siegan by that Mexican restaurant across from Jims Firearms, as well as another one on Coursey Blvd. Not sure how long either of those have been around or what kind of service they are actually providing, but I've lived here all my life and don't remember ever having this many Asian themed massage parlors around town.
Posted by Obsidian
Member since Mar 2015
183 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 5:21 pm to
its right near my house. Ive considered going, do they actually give "extra services"?
Posted by DSS50
Member since Jan 2012
220 posts
Posted on 4/16/15 at 5:22 pm to
Again, someone check out the Natural Spa on Jefferson near Drusilla!
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