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Human Centipede 3 Trailer

Posted on 4/9/15 at 10:54 am
Posted by JS87
Member since Aug 2010
16659 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 10:54 am
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The 500-person centipede has finally been assembled and it looks insane.




Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98785 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 10:56 am to
how do they have clothes?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13258 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 10:58 am to
"Hey mom! I got my first acting gig! Yeah, I'll be playing human #243 in a 500-person human centipede! This is my big break!"
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38259 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 11:04 am to
Imagine being 500 and eating 499x's processed shite.

Not that I should try to have any sense of reality...but how can someone think this would work? There's no nutritional value at all after person #1 so you'll have people covered in shite constantly dying. I've got better things to do baw.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 11:04 am to
how did they get all the way to #500 before the first few died?
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 11:04 am to


"Should I eat the Cuttlefish or Vanilla paste?"
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 11:05 am to
ew.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 11:27 am to
do people actually go to theaters to watch this?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80149 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 11:31 am to
I'm so sorry Kyrre, but that bean and beef burrito is too derricious. I cannot resisto
Posted by Tommy Wayne
Member since Apr 2009
208 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 11:50 am to
quote:

"Hey mom! I got my first acting gig! Yeah, I'll be playing human #243 in a 500-person human centipede! This is my big break!"


the sad and funny part is mom and dad will probably have to sit through this shite because junior caught his big break
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

the sad and funny part is mom and dad will probably have to sit through this shite because junior caught his big break




if i were an up and coming actor and got a role in this movie, i wouldn't tell my parents.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39195 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 12:06 pm to
If you saw the end of the first one you would know the answer to this.

Kind of dumb of the producers to send that picture out. That should be your big reveal at the end. As bad as the second one was, I'll still give this one a shot.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150736 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Human Centipede 3

Obligatory HC 2 post.

That trailer looks horrible, and since HC2 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, I will pass on this. The trailer was hilariously bad though, so I guess that's a good thing.
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35270 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 12:20 pm to
I love horror movies and I have yet to watch THC 1 or 2. I have no interest to see this garbage.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87437 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 12:28 pm to
why is this even a thing? who finances this crap? can you imagine what the pitch meeting was like?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150736 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

I love horror movies and I have yet to watch THC 1 or 2. I have no interest to see this garbage.

The first one was actually pretty decent, if the subject matter doesn't bother you.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 12:54 pm to
Man, THC1 was really shitty.































:takes a bow:
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35270 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

The first one was actually pretty decent
I've heard that before. The subject matter has been what's kept me away. I may buckle one day and check it out.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150736 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

The subject matter has been what's kept me away.

It's really not all that graphic or gruesome.


ETA: Do not..I repeat, DO NOT watch the second one though. It's awful, as per my review above.
This post was edited on 4/9/15 at 1:13 pm
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 1:46 pm to
from your review of 2:

quote:

Oh, and this is right after he beats his mom's face into a pulp (quite literally, and we see it happen) with the crowbar. But she was a bitch, so I was down with him on that.


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