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re: How many pounds of crawfish can you eat?

Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47375 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:13 pm to
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I've had fresh corn in a boil. It's great, but more expensive, harder to fool with and I like to use frozen corn when I cut the fire to cool the pot down. Plus I don't find rubbery and inedible. The advantages to having a savages palate..



You're not poor. You can afford the good stuff, Mr OT Baller Balls. Just keep your fresh cleaned corn in the fridge to cool down the pot. It's so easy to steam those cobs for a minute and then pull the silks and the husks right off. Gives your friends something to do while they drink and watch you slave.
Posted by bossflossjr
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
12262 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:15 pm to
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I know some women that sit down at first batch and don't get up until you are cleaning the tables.


My wife. Unless u tell her the 1st batch is light on heat forthe kids. Then she will stand up and graze .......till she sits when the next sack hits the table
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95130 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:18 pm to
Dude, we are throwing freaking animals that live in the mud into a pot that is kept in my storage shed filled with hose water. I aint using fresh Whole Foods corn for that shite
Posted by bossflossjr
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
12262 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:20 pm to
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fresh Whole Foods corn


Huh? Who buys fresh corn at whole foods? Get a garden dude
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21921 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:21 pm to
I was hungry as a hostage one time and couldn't finish a 10lb special.

A few weekes ago me and my wife ordered 4# cf, 1# shrimp, 1# potatos and couldnt finish it.

I'd say on average I eat about 5#s
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95130 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:21 pm to
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Huh? Who buys fresh corn at whole foods? Get a garden dude
Over your head my post went says master yoda
Posted by bossflossjr
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
12262 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:24 pm to
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Over your head my post went says master yoda


Bwahahhaa. Doesnt have to be very far off the ground
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47375 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:25 pm to
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I aint using fresh Whole Foods corn for that shite


I don't buy my fresh corn at Whole Foods.

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Dude


Wrong.

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we are throwing freaking animals that live in the mud into a pot that is kept in my storage shed


Most people rinse off the mud. No purging, though.

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filled with hose water.


Wut??? You mean you don't use Music Mountain or Kentwood? Hose water?
































Posted by Stadium Rat
Metairie
Member since Jul 2004
9554 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:30 pm to
If you eat 7 lbs of boiled crawfish, you've eaten 1 lb of meat.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:32 pm to
How many can I eat? I could probably do 20 lbs. I ate 15 a few St. Patty's days ago. How many would I order to eat at most? 8.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 12:36 pm to
how many pounds do you have?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:09 pm to
I had 7 with corn and potatoes last Saturday. I've had 10+ several times easily.


you guys saying 5 are massive pussies. if I get 5, it's because it's an appetizer and I order a fried fish plate after.
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81194 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:14 pm to
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you guys saying 5 are massive pussies. if I get 5, it's because it's an appetizer and I order a fried fish plate after.



How in the hell does not eating like a lard arse make someone a "pussy"?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:18 pm to
how is eating more than 5 pounds being a lard arse?
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81194 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:24 pm to
How is the amount that one eats related to them being (or not being) a pussy?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:25 pm to
eating less than a chick is almost as gay as the guy who said he quits eating when his dainty little hands get too pruny.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81194 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:26 pm to
Almost as gay? How does the amount you eat relate to your sexual orientation?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:27 pm to
yes I literally meant eating less than 5 pounds of crawfish means you're a full blown cock gobbling homo.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18499 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:43 pm to
As long as my hands don't get too tired and the beer is cold I'll be sitting down eating tails and sucking heads....No homo... If I go over 5 pounds and have the urge to keep eating, I will...
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83557 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 1:45 pm to
me and my wife split 5 lbs on occasion...

I probably eat 3 and she eats 2

who the frick eats 10 lbs? the frick?
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