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Have you tried the anatomically correct way to poop?

Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:00 pm
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57681 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:00 pm
How's your poop posture?

Supposedly it helps prevent/help with hemorrhoids and colorectal cancer.





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The problem with sitting to poop is that the puborectalis muscle doesn't fully relax and the colon remains partially kinked. This can cause a blockage in the waste flow, leading to more time on the potty. By leaning forward and raising the knees up into a squat position the muscle can relax and allow the colon to empty efficiently and effectively.

There is more to this than just anatomy however, research backs up the hypothesis that squatting is the perfect pooping posture. A study published in 2003 compared pooping in three positions: squatting, sitting at 32cm and sitting at 42cm. All subjects regardless of diet, age, height and weight variables took significantly less time pooping in the squatting position.

The results showed that when squatting, elimination of the bowels took under one minute, 50 percent less time that sitting. There was also shown to be a slight benefit to sitting on the lower toilet rather than the higher toilet.

This post was edited on 3/28/15 at 3:02 pm
Posted by Kel Varnsen
Member since May 2013
1975 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:02 pm to
Are you just supposed to rest your dong on the toilet seat?
Posted by boobs&bacon
Goosport
Member since Jul 2012
217 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:04 pm to
Posted by Fatty mc butterpants
El cid
Member since Nov 2014
74 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:04 pm to
I usually just drop the loaf while standing in the shower. No need for TP. Just wash your arse with shampoo after. Saves money and even cleaner
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33891 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:04 pm to
Only in the woods or neighbor's doorstep.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36903 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:05 pm to
I don't need to since I don't have anal beads up in there like in the illustration.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Austin
Member since Aug 2012
7310 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:05 pm to
When I'm stopped up I'll do that
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105407 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Are you just supposed to rest your dong on the toilet seat?


I just ask the wife to hold it up and out of the way.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17099 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:06 pm to
There is a Barnes and Noble in Austin with a low toilet that facilitates that posture. Cannot recommend it enough.
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8156 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

I usually just drop the loaf while standing in the shower.

Does your maid clean that up? Because mine started yelling at me in Spanish when she got to the bathroom.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:07 pm to
Is this related to the anal coat hanger hook thing?
Posted by Fatty mc butterpants
El cid
Member since Nov 2014
74 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:08 pm to
Had to take a dump while squirrel hunting once. Found a sapling, held on and did a sissy squat. No straining. Log shot out like a kid at the bottom of a water slide
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66927 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:08 pm to
Squatty potty bruh.
Posted by HebertFest08
The Coast
Member since Aug 2008
6392 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:10 pm to
May be why the best shits are always off the back of the boat and in the marsh behind the blind....
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
6698 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:32 pm to
Yes, it's amazing! To feel that full evacuation in under 2 seconds is like I imagine heaven.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:35 pm to
I kind of have long legs, so I guess I naturally have to crap in a little more of a squatting position than most other people. Not quite like in the picture though.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40125 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Have you tried the anatomically correct way to poop?


No, but I might try it next time just for shits and giggles.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:41 pm to
On remote camping trips. Squatting is a smoother flow, and there's a lot less wiping required.
Posted by MikeyFL
Las Vegas, NV
Member since Sep 2010
9593 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:42 pm to
Dammit, I guess the Chinese are right.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40125 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

On remote camping trips. Squatting is a smoother flow, and there's a lot less wiping required.



Be sure you check for snakes first
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