re: Hunting out-of state as a guest this weekend: best ways to annoy host?

Talk about how much better it is back home.

Talk about all the cool outdoor shite your bro back home has.

Talk about how you cook the best crawfish.

Talk about why you only buy YETI.

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When he restarts it, stop it again....keep that going until he finally wants to fight.

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How about I yell "SELFIE!" at random times and try to take a selfie pick with him?

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yes, that would be annoying as frick

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Trying to find way to annoy the host without getting me kicked out.

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Bring a over-bearing friend, like cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation, and make sure he drinks all the ETOH, and shoots the wrong shite..Don't ask how I know!!!

How embarrassed were you?

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How embarrassed were you?

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Not embarrassed, pissed!! It was my brother's guest(and he just showed up with him from Houston), and he thought he could bring him and I wouldn't mind, and I watched him down 3 f'ing spikes on a management doe hunt, on one of my properties that I was managing for a friend(who was the landowner). I was about 400 yrds down the pipeline, and I could see horns in my binocks. Oh, and the state has a 3 point rule....Pissed don't describe it...Guy was about 350lb though, and seeing him try to get in one of our homemade box stands at 20 feet up was awesome...I don't know how he got in that damn thing, but I saw feet hanging out, and it was shaking like a SOB. Dude was the great White hunter, if you could hear him talk, he killed it all, and bigger than everybody..Told my brother if he brought him back, he'd never be back...

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Why didn't someone stop him after the first one?

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I was freaking yelling, about 400 yrds away, he didn't have a cell phone, and all I did was push more deer his way.. He thought they were doe. 2 had 3 to 4 inch spikes.. Just learned a lesson about guests inviting guests...

Beg to be allowed to shoot a button buck because you heard the meat was best of the best. Refuse to kill a doe because of religious beliefs........

if it is really cold out, sneak and hide his deer rifle by the heater. get up before anyone and return it to the gun rack.

Shoot 9 times at deer 700+ yards away. That's why my brother in law is no longer invited to hunt with me. He's a great guy, but a pile of shite hunter.