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re: Hunting out-of state as a guest this weekend: best ways to annoy host?

Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:48 am to
Posted by ReelFun
Behind dugout
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:48 am to
quote:

annoy the host


stay up and drank all night, telling louder and louder jokes.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:50 am to
Heck that sounds like a good time.



Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134874 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:51 am to
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beat off in his socks


I lol'd pretty loudly at this one.
Posted by animalcracker
Member since Oct 2010
1931 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:09 pm to
get a card game started, then sing like kenny rogers over and over again.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27378 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:21 pm to
Sprinkle when you tinkle.

Leave a dirty mag, a box of kleenax, and a bottle of lotion next to the hosts favorite recliner.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:45 pm to
A couple other things you could do

Follow him around whereever he goes and do whatever he does. Ask him, "where you going" every time he leaves the room or whatnot.

Ask him before every hunt if you can hunt with him (if yall are deer hunting)

Ask him to fix you a drink or get you a beer whenever you see him get one for himself.

Never offer to fix or get one for him
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5320 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:58 pm to
Call him by a slightly incorrect name the whole time. And keep messing it up it even after being corrected (of course not immediately. Get it right once or twice when corrected. Then revert.). If his name is Robert, call him roger. Shawn, Shane. Eric, Derek. Etc etc etc.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:00 pm to
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A couple other things you could do Follow him around whereever he goes and do whatever he does. Ask him, "where you going" every time he leaves the room or whatnot. Ask him before every hunt if you can hunt with him (if yall are deer hunting) Ask him to fix you a drink or get you a beer whenever you see him get one for himself. Never offer to fix or get one for him



sounds like my kids
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29336 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Ask him to fix you a drink or get you a beer


quote:

sounds like my kids



Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:03 pm to
Pretty good
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:03 pm to
my 3 yr old is a professional bar tender with his big bullet bottle opener
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:04 pm to
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sounds like my kids



pretty much
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:05 pm to
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Ask him to fix you a drink (milk) or get you a (root) beer
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29336 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47807 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:59 pm to
hide his gun.
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9802 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 2:02 pm to
Throughout the trip, tell him how you think Bama and Beer is the best poster on the OB.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

best ways to annoy host?


Just act normal,.
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9802 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

best ways to annoy host?


Bring OG with you.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 2:10 pm to
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Bring OG with you.


Both of y'all goober deacons know that!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 2:16 pm to
Is there a washer and dryer at the camp?

After he starts a load go behind him and stop it. When he restarts it, stop it again....keep that going until he finally wants to fight.
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