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re: Hunting out-of state as a guest this weekend: best ways to annoy host?
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:55 am to TigerDeacon
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:55 am to TigerDeacon
15 clicks down, 15 clicks left on his scope. 
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:56 am to TigerDeacon
Beating off in his socks is a definite no go.
If you are staying more than one day complaining about the food may be a bad idea too. Not to mention possibly offending this fellas wife, which in the circles most of us live in is a very bad idea.
I would say constantly being ready to go late, and expecting butler style service would do the trick though. and saying baw, or however that is pronounced at the end of every word.
If you are staying more than one day complaining about the food may be a bad idea too. Not to mention possibly offending this fellas wife, which in the circles most of us live in is a very bad idea.
I would say constantly being ready to go late, and expecting butler style service would do the trick though. and saying baw, or however that is pronounced at the end of every word.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:56 am to chesty
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Speak only in a foghorn leghorn persona.
Winner.Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:00 am to DonChowder
Well, I say, I say that's a mighty fine ideaer there son.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:01 am to Bleeding purple
Two words....
High Dumping
High Dumping
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:10 am to TigerDeacon
The last day make sure to leave an Upper Decker. Guaranteed to get you invited back
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:19 am to Loanshark
Talk to the host like he is your personal servant.
One idea text him a coffee order when you wake up in the morning.
One idea text him a coffee order when you wake up in the morning.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:22 am to TigerDeacon
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Calm down, Francis. It's a joke!
Wasn't angry, didn't realize it was a joke...couldn't care less if so
just show up, mission accomplished
This post was edited on 1/26/15 at 10:31 am
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:34 am to TigerDeacon
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The host posts on the OB
Would be helpful to know which poster it is
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:38 am to TigerDeacon
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Might I suggest some professional help?
I could probably use some.
Another idea is to immediately sit down on the recliner, put in a dip and do nothing for the entire time. Don't cook, don't do dishes, don't lift a finger.
That really annoys me when I invite people.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:43 am to TigerDeacon
Tell him you're a guest and expect him to be your bitch the whole time. Before you even give him handshake baw.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:58 am to TigerDeacon
"What kind of fricking deer is this? Looks like a midget Ethiopian bambi. Is this all you guys have over here?"
Followed by, "I haven't seen one single decent looking deer. Do yall have a 4pt 6" spread rule in place, or do you just shoot willie nilly at whatever?"
Come back to the camp and say, "Uh guys, I shot three deer, but two of them were button bucks. I think I hit the other one in the foot. Is that okay? Should I go track it?"
Eta: My dad got pissed the other weekend when this guy from Jeanrette kept saying brah in just about every sentence
Followed by, "I haven't seen one single decent looking deer. Do yall have a 4pt 6" spread rule in place, or do you just shoot willie nilly at whatever?"
Come back to the camp and say, "Uh guys, I shot three deer, but two of them were button bucks. I think I hit the other one in the foot. Is that okay? Should I go track it?"
Eta: My dad got pissed the other weekend when this guy from Jeanrette kept saying brah in just about every sentence
This post was edited on 1/26/15 at 11:01 am
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:04 am to TigerDeacon
Just go there and tell him that the set up is all wrong. explain to him that you are a superior hunter in every aspect and that the stand placement, food plots(wrong kind), feeders (wrong bait), etc are all fricked up. offer to help him rearrange it all instead of hunting. ask him which stand he wants to hunt and then tell him that its not the right one because of the wind regardless if its correct.
Tell him that his management is wrong, assuming they have this.
Explain to him that hunting is much more than waking up and going into the woods and sitting in a stand.
One up every story he tells. no one likes a tommy topper.
Tell him that his management is wrong, assuming they have this.
Explain to him that hunting is much more than waking up and going into the woods and sitting in a stand.
One up every story he tells. no one likes a tommy topper.
This post was edited on 1/26/15 at 11:05 am
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:11 am to Chad504boy
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15 clicks down, 15 clicks left on his scope.
And never say a word about it.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:12 am to TigerDeacon
If someone came down and did 95% of the suggestions in this thread they would never be invited back to our place
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:13 am to jorconalx
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Would be helpful to know which poster it is
I will leave it to him to identify himself.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:14 am to MillerMan
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If someone came down and did 95% of the suggestions in this thread they would never be invited back to our place
I wouldn't expect to make it home alive if I did 95% of the suggestions.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:16 am to TigerDeacon
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best ways to annoy host?
we bring a lot of guest to our place the one thing they do that constantly annoys the frick out of us is they sleep on the couch, sit there and dont do a fricking thing...dont clean up after themselves, dont offer to take out the trash or help clean ATV's or the camp at the end of the weekend. They just stand there, drink beer and ask stupid questions
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:18 am to tgrbaitn08
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we bring a lot of guest to our place the one thing they do that constantly annoys the frick out of us is they sleep on the couch, sit there and dont do a fricking thing...dont clean up after themselves, dont offer to take out the trash or help clean ATV's or the camp at the end of the weekend. They just stand there, drink beer and ask stupid questions, and complain about everything
I experienced this this year in fact.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:44 am to tgrbaitn08
Some ppl are just fricking lazy and it's annoying as frick. Be lazy!
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