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Have you ever done a legit cleanse for your body?
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:08 pm
Did you only drink water for 3 days straight?
What did you do?
What did you do?
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Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:12 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
I did that lemonade crap for about 30 hours. It was terrible
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:12 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
24/7. My kidneys rock.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:18 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Get hooked on oxy and then stop cold turkey. I promise every single thing in your system will come out of your body on both ends, its very cleansing.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:18 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
quote:
legit
quote:
cleanse
Choose one
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:20 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Why do people buy into this crap?
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:21 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Years ago, my buddy Kalunda (not his real name) received a coffee enema kit as a Christmas gift from a batshit crazy girlfriend who was a health nut...not sure if he ever used it, but it was supposed to clean his body out.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:22 pm to lsu480
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Get hooked on oxy and then stop cold turkey. I promise every single thing in your system will come out of your body on both ends, its very cleansing.
Sounds fun. How do I go about cleansing my soul though?
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:24 pm to BoominHogtown
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Sounds fun. How do I go about cleansing my soul though?
Dye your hair red and you won't have a soul to worry about
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:26 pm to BoominHogtown
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How do I go about cleansing my soul though?
hyuasca, which should also help with the opiate-based addiciton as well
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:37 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
I did the redneck cleanse once. For 5 days straight, ate nothing but gas station burrito's, Popeyes red beans and rice, and Wendy's chili, all the while, taking Immodium every 4 hours.
Then, on day 6, switch to a diet of water, prunes and Ex-lax.
By about the middle of day 6, I could have launched one from the Riverwalk to Algiers.
Then, on day 6, switch to a diet of water, prunes and Ex-lax.
By about the middle of day 6, I could have launched one from the Riverwalk to Algiers.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:53 pm to TigerTreyjpg
I did this week long weird arse diet cleanse trick. Nothing but watermelon and watermelon juice on M and T, then nothing but bananas, tomatoes, and plain boiled chicken breast or turkey on W, then back to nothing but watermelon and watermelon juice TH, F.
The thing was you could eat as much of the stuff as you wanted. gorge yourself. Gotta say it was an interesting experience. By the end of the week, I no longer had ANY cravings for anything sweet, and the thought of fatty food made me gag a little. I lost 9 pounds those 5 days. I was miserable for first three, but by the end I honestly felt fantastic.
The thing was you could eat as much of the stuff as you wanted. gorge yourself. Gotta say it was an interesting experience. By the end of the week, I no longer had ANY cravings for anything sweet, and the thought of fatty food made me gag a little. I lost 9 pounds those 5 days. I was miserable for first three, but by the end I honestly felt fantastic.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 12:57 pm to TigerTreyjpg
These cleanse diets are one of the worst things you can do to your body and it can seriously hurt you.
First, you are starving yourself. That alone puts your body into storage mode because it's not getting the needed nutrition.
Second, this stuff doesn't choose or target what to cleanse. It cleanses everything. Your body has anitbodies and bacteria that are needed in the digestive tract and they get cleansed out as well. It can take years to reverse the damage.
I personally know someone who did this and it put her in the hospital. Dr. told her the exact same thing I did when she started. To this day, her digestive systems isn't the same as it was before she did the cleanse and it's been over 2 years.
She's also in her 20's, so her body is in a lot better shape than most of you.
First, you are starving yourself. That alone puts your body into storage mode because it's not getting the needed nutrition.
Second, this stuff doesn't choose or target what to cleanse. It cleanses everything. Your body has anitbodies and bacteria that are needed in the digestive tract and they get cleansed out as well. It can take years to reverse the damage.
I personally know someone who did this and it put her in the hospital. Dr. told her the exact same thing I did when she started. To this day, her digestive systems isn't the same as it was before she did the cleanse and it's been over 2 years.
She's also in her 20's, so her body is in a lot better shape than most of you.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:07 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
I ate at a korean buffet last night so I've been putting in work on a body cleanse for the last 15 hours
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:10 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
legit cleanse?
I took a legit shower this morning and that was very cleansing.
eta: wtf do you think is in you that needs to be "cleansed" out?
I took a legit shower this morning and that was very cleansing.
eta: wtf do you think is in you that needs to be "cleansed" out?
This post was edited on 1/5/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:14 pm to CuseTiger
Just cut some of the carbs out of your diet, drink a shite ton of water everyday (a glass when you wake up and one right before bed). Watch the beer, junk food and fast foot and you will be fine. Take a daily vitamin and fish oil. Good to go
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:17 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
If you drink an appropriate amount of water, your body cleanses itself. The "cleanse" fad is a bunch of bullshite and probably does more harm than good.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:20 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
This is the dumbest most ridiculous crap I ever heard of. Who would fall for this nonsense?
You need a "cleanse", grab three heaping tablespoons of Metamucil and glass of water..
You'll be done in the morning.
You need a "cleanse", grab three heaping tablespoons of Metamucil and glass of water..
You'll be done in the morning.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:23 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Your kidneys and liver do all the cleansing your body needs, unless you're suffering from kidney or liver failure.
"Cleansing" is pseudoscientific BS.
"Cleansing" is pseudoscientific BS.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 1:27 pm to TigerGman
even better, mix some epsom salt with some warm water and chug. Better seatbelt yourself to the toilet though so you dont launch into the ceiling.
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