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re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:52 pm to DollaChoppa
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:52 pm to DollaChoppa
Never dated a dumbass, but sister n law had a good one. Before we were all married we were stopped in the inside lane of traffic, a motorcycle pulls up beside us and stops. She said, "how did he stop he didn't even put his feet down". We all said "what" ? She responded, "I thought they stopped with their feet"! Brother in law lost it and asked her if she thought this was the Flintstones. She was serious, and yes he married the dumb bitch.
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Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:53 pm to Topwater Trout
Ask me if I thought mosquitos were invisible because she never saw them when they bit her.
Blonde...cheerleader. Beautiful and great sex...kept her awhile.
Blonde...cheerleader. Beautiful and great sex...kept her awhile.
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:54 pm to DollaChoppa
I went on a couple dates with an attractive female but the chemistry/conversation just wasn't there. The second date fizzled out so hard (at my place though so couldn't just up and leave) that I decided we could play a game of 20 questions. She thought of a place and I had it narrowed down to somewhere in Europe. I asked "is it a part of the United Kingdom" and she had to pause the game because she didn't know the answer.
It was Sweden.
It was Sweden.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:54 pm to DollaChoppa
She thought Monsters University was a real school and asked her dad if she thought it would be a good idea for her to apply there for grad school. 
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:54 pm to Kenny Wu
There's no way
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:55 pm to DollaChoppa
one asked me why the time was different overseas in other countries
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:57 pm to LSU1NSEC
Some people get all the French benefits. Should be fringe.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:57 pm to DollaChoppa
"You cant drink"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:57 pm to DollaChoppa
Littering is juvenile narcissism
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:58 pm to Kenny Wu
quote:
She thought Monsters University was a real school and asked her dad if she thought it would be a good idea for her to apply there for grad school.
How old are you? Did she notice that it was a cartoon? There's no way. No way.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:58 pm to CoachDon
Wow
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:59 pm to DollaChoppa
"Yes"
When I asked her to marry me.
When I asked her to marry me.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:00 pm to coonass27
quote:
"Do you believe in telekinesis" Me-"wtf are you talking about" "The ability to be able to move objects using your mind" Me- "lol, no. You?" "Yes" Me as I throw a ketchup filled French fry at her "make it move". I'm an a-hole
The next day she made my dick move without touching it. Who knew
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:01 pm to Topwater Trout
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I heard one say why don't they move the deer crossing to a safer place
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:01 pm to 13SaintTiger
My ACT score is in. I made an 8
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:01 pm to DollaChoppa
When the rapist/murderer was loose at LSU.
"I had a dream that the CK got me."
"CK?"
"Yea. The serial killer."
"As in SK?"
"I had a dream that the CK got me."
"CK?"
"Yea. The serial killer."
"As in SK?"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:02 pm to DollaChoppa
You haven't said I love you after 5 months of dating therefore you must be gay.
We had also been fricking like rabbits for 4 months.
We had also been fricking like rabbits for 4 months.
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:03 pm to jimbeam
quote:
There's no way
She wasn't a bright one that's for sure. She once asked me if Minnesota was in Wisconsin. But she was wild
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:05 pm to whit
quote:
How old are you? Did she notice that it was a cartoon? There's no way. No way.
It was our senior year of college
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:06 pm to DollaChoppa
What's Jambalaya?
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