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What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?

Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:41 pm
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:41 pm
I dated a girl who thought wolves were mythological creatures. That was a weird conversation.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:42 pm to
"it's okay, you can cum inside me, I'm on BC"
Posted by LigerFan
Member since Jan 2014
2711 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:43 pm to
"I don't do anal"
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41578 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:43 pm to
Said that the moon moved as we drove home from a date. Before, it was in front of us. When we got home, it was on our right side.
She was serious.
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
16440 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:43 pm to
You're through already.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17218 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:43 pm to
"Did you pull out?"


Lol.. ok bitch, I get to the best part and you think I'm going to ruin it and not enjoy those few seconds...
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42478 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:45 pm to
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Lol.. ok bitch, I get to the best part and you think I'm going to ruin it and not enjoy those few seconds...


Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141896 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:45 pm to
- "I don't give change"
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:45 pm to
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"it's okay, you can cum inside me, I'm on BC"



This is like an 'I love you', but with tangible results.

Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:46 pm to
Said at 4:45 a.m. after a long, exuberant evening: "Sorry, my pussy's closed for the night."
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7592 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:46 pm to
Thought "Muslim" was a race of people
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:47 pm to
Said I was cheating on her because she dreamt I was
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
53771 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?


"How do the deer know to cross here?" (question asked while driving by the deer crossing sign"

Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2553 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:48 pm to
"I can't breathe when you close your hands around both my wrists". No, I wasn't strangling her or sitting on her at the time.
Posted by coonass27
shreveport
Member since Mar 2008
3620 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:49 pm to
"Do you believe in telekinesis"

Me-"wtf are you talking about"

"The ability to be able to move objects using your mind"

Me- "lol, no. You?"

"Yes"

Me as I throw a ketchup filled French fry at her "make it move".

I'm an a-hole

Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36417 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:49 pm to
I asked a girl why she was smoking so much and she said to lose weight. Fricking idiot.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45804 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:50 pm to
My wife thought the space shuttle was going to the moon And other planets when they launched...
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56018 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:50 pm to
girl looked at my house on google earth, saw a former girlfriend's car parked there and swore that shite was real time...

I fanally pointed out that my truck was there on google earth too, and we were sitting in my truck at the time we were talking...

I saw her covertly check it a couple of more times before the day was over just to be sure...
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:50 pm to
I heard one say why don't they move the deer crossing to a safer place
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36417 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

I heard one say why don't they move the deer crossing to a safer place


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