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Restroom situation
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:02 am
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:02 am
My brother is a freshman in college and he has a roommate where they are renting a house and my brother is also a huge germaphobic. He tells me he is taking a shite and all of a sudden hears his roommate banging on the bathroom door telling him he needs to take a massive mcshit. He tells him there's two bathrooms in the house go use the other one instead.
Roommate says he already passed that toilet up won't make it in time to go back and tells my brother to get off the toilet he is on. Brother refuses to move obviously. Roommate bursts through the door and tries to jump in shower but cannot hold shite any longer due to him eating two mcribs earlier so he shits on the floor in front of my brother.
He calls me and I die laughing. The best part is his roommate wasn't drunk or high.
What would the OT do?
Roommate says he already passed that toilet up won't make it in time to go back and tells my brother to get off the toilet he is on. Brother refuses to move obviously. Roommate bursts through the door and tries to jump in shower but cannot hold shite any longer due to him eating two mcribs earlier so he shits on the floor in front of my brother.
He calls me and I die laughing. The best part is his roommate wasn't drunk or high.
What would the OT do?
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:08 am to GalvestonTiger12
Move the frick out
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:10 am to GalvestonTiger12
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:15 am to GalvestonTiger12
Hahaha, another victory for McDonalds
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:19 am to GalvestonTiger12
The only thing you can do in that situation.
Rub the roommates nose in it while shouting "NO"
Rub the roommates nose in it while shouting "NO"
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:21 am to KyleOrtonsMustache
I told him that I would beat the frick outa that guy.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:25 am to GalvestonTiger12
I would have a hard time not beating him to death too.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:25 am to GalvestonTiger12
I have never had to shite that bad in my life.
Some of you beta bitches have weak sphincters.
Some of you beta bitches have weak sphincters.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 3:37 am to GalvestonTiger12
That's funny as frick for us but so shitty for your bro 
Posted on 12/8/14 at 3:58 am to DeepSouthSportsman
quote:
so shitty for your bro
ISWYDT
Posted on 12/8/14 at 5:02 am to GalvestonTiger12
Eat 4 McRibs and up the ante.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 5:17 am to GalvestonTiger12
That's just pathetic
Posted on 12/8/14 at 5:18 am to GalvestonTiger12
Something smells shitty with this story.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 5:29 am to GalvestonTiger12
quote:
Roommate says he already passed that toilet up won't make it in time to go back and tells my brother to get off the toilet he is on. Brother refuses to move obviously. Roommate bursts through the door and tries to jump in shower but cannot hold shite any longer
he wasted all that time arguing with your brother, and with the effort it took to kick in the door, he could have ran to the other bathroom, and not looked like an idiot.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:00 am to GalvestonTiger12
Is roommate got the ghey?
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:39 am to GalvestonTiger12
Get new roommate.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:46 am to GalvestonTiger12
LOL, I bet living there is a hoot.
Pass
Pass
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:03 am to GalvestonTiger12
I would vomit on him
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:42 am to KyleOrtonsMustache
quote:
Rub the roommates nose in it while shouting "NO"
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