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Did Ralphie's mom break the lamp on purpose?
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:26 am
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:26 am
Or was it an accident? 
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Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:26 am to LSUlefty
100% broke it on purpose 
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.Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:27 am to LSUlefty
absolutely, this isn't in doubt like "A League of Their Own"
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:29 am to kingbob
quote:
absolutely, this isn't in doubt like "A League of Their Own"
??? Everyone knows she dropped the ball on purpose
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:30 am to kingbob
I'm pretty sure that she made it no secret how much she hated the leg lamp.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:31 am to ladytiger118
She was a patsy.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:32 am to LSUlefty
No way it was an accident.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:33 am to ladytiger118
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:34 am to The Godfather
quote:
absolutely, this isn't in doubt like "A League of Their Own"
??? Everyone knows she dropped the ball on purpose
Was waiting on this.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:35 am to LSUlefty
I'm not sure. First let's have a debate on whose story we are talking about. Ralphie's mom's or the lamp's? Because those kind of story elements are very important.
This post was edited on 12/6/14 at 10:38 am
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:37 am to LSUlefty
She should have left the door open and had the Bumpus' dogs do the dirty work.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:40 am to LSUlefty
Absolutely on purpose. That broad isn't as stupid as she looks.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 10:42 am to LSUlefty
Clearly the story is about the lamp. Ralphie's mom does not undergo any heroic journey, and thus does not change. Since she does not change, the story is not hers. So clearly the lamp lept to its death as soon as it got the opportunity to do so, even though there was nothing leading up to the event that would make someone think the lamp had to die in order to complete the story.
Mom didn't do it. Lamp committed suicide. The elements of the story are obvious.
Mom didn't do it. Lamp committed suicide. The elements of the story are obvious.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 11:24 am to ladytiger118
quote:
100% broke it on purpose
Posted on 12/6/14 at 11:47 am to LSUlefty
Completely intentional. She hated that thing from the beginning.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 11:49 am to alajones
quote:
Clearly the story is about the lamp. Ralphie's mom does not undergo any heroic journey, and thus does not change. Since she does not change, the story is not hers. So clearly the lamp lept to its death as soon as it got the opportunity to do so, even though there was nothing leading up to the event that would make someone think the lamp had to die in order to complete the story.
Mom didn't do it. Lamp committed suicide. The elements of the story are obvious.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 11:51 am to Freauxzen
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:19 pm to The Eric
Ralphie's mom broke the lamp on purpose.
And Christmas Story isn't a Christmas movie.
And Christmas Story isn't a Christmas movie.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 12:30 pm to Fewer Kilometers
quote:Um... What?
And Christmas Story isn't a Christmas movie.
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:41 pm to The Godfather
quote:
??? Everyone knows she dropped the ball on purpose
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