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re: Did Ralphie's mom break the lamp on purpose?
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:45 pm to Fewer Kilometers
Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:45 pm to Fewer Kilometers
Whatever
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Posted on 12/6/14 at 1:48 pm to Buck Magnum
Soooo, I was in Cleveland this past summer and went to the Christmas Story house. It's completely redone to match the movie as it had fallen into disrepair. The neighborhood is literally falling apart.
With that said, the lamp was broken on purpose and the little sister from A league of Their Own was a terrible person
With that said, the lamp was broken on purpose and the little sister from A league of Their Own was a terrible person
Posted on 12/6/14 at 3:30 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Not a finger
Posted on 12/7/14 at 9:23 am to LSUlefty
Really? 
Posted on 12/7/14 at 9:54 am to LSUlefty
100% on purpose.
She absolutely despised the old man's major award.
She absolutely despised the old man's major award.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:03 am to BluegrassBelle
On purpose. In the book, old man Parker gets drunk later that night and puts a severe arse whippin' on his goofy wife for that mistake.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 11:56 am to Teddy Ruxpin
quote:
With that said, the lamp was broken on purpose and the little sister from A league of Their Own was a terrible person
seconded on both accts.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 12:24 pm to LSUlefty
Yeah it's made blatantly obvious in the movie.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 6:44 pm to LSUlefty
100% on purpose.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 7:03 pm to LSUlefty
I has disappoint this thread has gone on this long.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 7:06 pm to WAY2GOLSU
quote:
Not a finger
Possibly one of my favorite lines:
"YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE...ON PURPOSE!!!"
Posted on 12/7/14 at 8:35 pm to sicboy
I think we need to clarify. The breaking of the lamp, while outwardly being accidental- was subconsciously done on purpose because the soft glow of electric sex in the window was not her idea of a family Christmas.
Now, the using of the glue- that was on purpose.
Now, the using of the glue- that was on purpose.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 8:46 pm to geauxjo
If you watch the leg lamp breaking scene on a loop, you'll notice it goes back and to the left... back and to the left...back and to the left. Draw your own conclusions.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 8:55 pm to geauxjo
the breaking of the lamp was a clever allusion to the shattering of soul and release back into the universe of the spirit of the lamp, the spirit of Christmas.
You see the lamp was a major award given to the major authority figure in Ralphie's life. But it, and the authority which believed in it, were merely earthly things that you have to free yourself from in order to procede to the next dimension of understanding the universe and our place in it. The Red Rider BB gun was a clever distraction from the middle act, a middle act we can consider an opera of the garter.
You see the lamp was a major award given to the major authority figure in Ralphie's life. But it, and the authority which believed in it, were merely earthly things that you have to free yourself from in order to procede to the next dimension of understanding the universe and our place in it. The Red Rider BB gun was a clever distraction from the middle act, a middle act we can consider an opera of the garter.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 9:23 pm to molsusports
"Mind power Swede, mind power."
Posted on 12/7/14 at 9:32 pm to LSUlefty
Ralphies mom was hot
Posted on 12/7/14 at 9:53 pm to LSUlefty
Hell yea she broke it on purpose!
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:26 pm to Ed Osteen
Ralphie's hot mom is topless in Slap Shot... In bed with Paul Newman.
Posted on 12/7/14 at 10:56 pm to sicboy
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I has disappoint this thread has gone on this long.
It's the Christmas version of whether or not Dottie dropped the ball on purpose.
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