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Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:32 pm to Champagne
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Whatever you do, do masturbate
FIFY
And I'll add, do it loudly, with lots of "Ohhhs", and an occasional "Oh yeah Mama!".
Preferably in front of the parents. Ask the mom if she can lend a hand.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:32 pm to TexasLSU
quote:
I'm not a jagaloon, I understand how to communicate very well. You haven't met these people. I assure you, you could get more out of talking to a wall
Tell them that incest orgies are really something that everybody should try at least once.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:43 pm to TexasLSU
So you're on the phone instead of conversing with them and ogling their younger daughter while you wait for the older one to get home.
Can't imagine why they're not warming up to you.
Can't imagine why they're not warming up to you.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:46 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Why did you go to the parents house 3 hrs before the plane is supposed to land?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:48 pm to TexasLSU
Is her mom hot?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:49 pm to TexasLSU
Is the 17 year old preggo yet?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:52 pm to TexasLSU
id go the airport and drink
Posted on 11/26/14 at 10:15 pm to TexasLSU
Better pray the dad doesn't read the OT
Posted on 11/26/14 at 10:19 pm to Tshiz
quote:
Better pray the dad doesn't read the OT
Not the type at all
Posted on 11/26/14 at 10:31 pm to TexasLSU
Trollololllolololol.ll
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:02 pm to TigerBait2008
First time I met my in-laws I fell asleep in the recliner at their house.
Ended up in a 25 year marriage...just chill...
Ended up in a 25 year marriage...just chill...
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:03 pm to TexasLSU
make conversation.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:07 pm to bleeng
Yeah ok 
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:08 pm to TexasLSU
Call for their attention, unzip your pants, bend over on all fours, spread your cheeks, and fart real loud. "Brownie points" if it stinks.
Then laugh real hard and ask them if they thought that you are a funny guy.
I am sure that they will crack up.
Then laugh real hard and ask them if they thought that you are a funny guy.
I am sure that they will crack up.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:08 pm to TigerBait2008
Bust out the weed and quit being stingy... Unless it's some shite of course.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:13 pm to StickyFingaz
quote:
Bust out the weed and quit being stingy
But keep it simple with a one hitter.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:15 pm to Lakeboy7
And light it for them
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:16 pm to StickyFingaz
Plot twist: it's salvia.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:17 pm to HempHead
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