At my girlfriends parents house without her, what do I do.

No shite, I would go tug one out in the bathroom.

Bust out your pot

is mom hot?

sneak some pics

Go to the store or something.

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I'm currently at my girlfriends parents house in Houston waiting for her plane to land in 3 hours. It's only her parents and me and I have only met them twice. We're currently watching the science channel and learning about solar storms. What are my options, I need some ideas.

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Tell them you need to step out to buy condoms. This will let them know you are responsible, but also the boss of this whole relationship.

When you return, tell them you just wanted to get away from them, you and "insert girlfriends name here" don't even use condoms. This will show you have a sense of humor.

Go hang out in the bathroom for a couple of hours.

This is a great opportunity to win them over, the trick is to make them like you more than their own child.

I have managed to pull this off with my own in-laws.

i would post about it on the ot

Ask dad where his liquor cabinet is.

Get off the phone and actually converse with them.