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Things you do to intentionally annoy/aggravate your SO?
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:21 am
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:21 am
I was thinking the other day about how often I intentionally do things that annoy my wife. These actions aren’t intended to cause major distress or anger, just mildly annoy her.
If we’re in the car, I’ll sometimes sing a verse ahead of whatever song is on the radio.
I’ll also poorly harmonize with a chorus if the mood is right.
Another one that’s effective is I’ll start singing a different song by the same artist that’s currently playing. For example: If Elton John’s “Candle in the Wind” is playing, I’ll start singing “Rocket man” aloud.
Anyway, I guess I’ll look back on this thread with some regret after she’s divorced me, but for now it’s fun – and done out of love.
What are some of your "go to" moves?
If we’re in the car, I’ll sometimes sing a verse ahead of whatever song is on the radio.
I’ll also poorly harmonize with a chorus if the mood is right.
Another one that’s effective is I’ll start singing a different song by the same artist that’s currently playing. For example: If Elton John’s “Candle in the Wind” is playing, I’ll start singing “Rocket man” aloud.
Anyway, I guess I’ll look back on this thread with some regret after she’s divorced me, but for now it’s fun – and done out of love.
What are some of your "go to" moves?
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:22 am to cleeveclever
Wake up.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:22 am to cleeveclever
Cum in her hair.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:22 am to cleeveclever
Randomly shove a finger up her bum
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:22 am to cleeveclever
Terlit seat up
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:22 am to cleeveclever
walk up behind her and start humping her
its especially fun while she is brushing her teeth or putting on makeup
its especially fun while she is brushing her teeth or putting on makeup
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:24 am to cleeveclever
Eat garlic. Lot's of it
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:25 am to cleeveclever
Breathe
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:25 am to cleeveclever
when she asks me irrational questions, or shite she already knows the answer to I pretend like I'm about to say something and then just walk out of the room.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:26 am to cleeveclever
Use logic. My ex was an irrational count.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:27 am to cleeveclever
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Things you do to intentionally annoy/aggravate your SO?
walk very slowly. She gets the red arse big time.
Also, i don't touch my chest on my bench reps.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:28 am to cleeveclever
dirty sanchez 
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:28 am to Cogsworth
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Use logic. My ex was an irrational count.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:29 am to Cogsworth
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Use logic. My ex was an irrational count.
Good thing you used all that logic in your decision to marry that irrational count.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:31 am to Salmon
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putting on makeup
Heh. Learned his lesson real quick when he did that while I was applying eyeliner.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:32 am to Salmon
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walk up behind her and start humping her
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:33 am to cleeveclever
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hings you do to intentionally annoy/aggravate your SO?
lie about time to be ready
i wouldnt have to do it if you could manage your time better, woman!!!
This post was edited on 11/20/14 at 9:34 am
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:33 am to cleeveclever
With my ex wife - clean guns at the kitchen table.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:33 am to cleeveclever
Sing the same lines from current pop music songs over and over as I'm walking around the house.
Bonus points if I botch the lyrics, which I often do intentionally.
Bonus points if I botch the lyrics, which I often do intentionally.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:34 am to DonChowder
cause her to be late (she HATES being late).
disclosure: I only do it for things that there are no consequences for being late.
disclosure: I only do it for things that there are no consequences for being late.
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