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re: Douchiest things people do in the gym

Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:03 pm to
Posted by Slip Screen
Tomball, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
2107 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:03 pm to
Blow drying their balls in the locker room - I've seen multiple people doing it
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25489 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:04 pm to
I was at the gym today, these two fat, bald headed guys come in wearing mechanic uniforms with boots and all. They jump on the bench and start maxing out. They were the type that thinks they are bad asses because they only have to go down 3 inches with the bar because of their fat arse.

Who the hell goes to the gym to max out on your lunch break? These types piss me off.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:04 pm to
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Common fact: most gym rats are homosexual



Do you even lift, bro?
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71426 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:05 pm to
Lifting weights right next to the weight rack. Don't be an a-hole, lift somewhere else.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:06 pm to
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Stand a foot from the dumbbell rack while they do curls


Add lateral raises and a multitude of other exercises to that list.

I will admit that I am guilty of leaning on the rack to do dumbbell rows/lawnmower pulls.
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 8:16 pm
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:07 pm to
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Skip leg day.


Do you get a free pass if your hip is fricked up?
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16320 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:07 pm to
People that try to squat too much and they drop it on the squat rack. They can potentially hurt themselves and others.
Posted by prince of fools
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
1130 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:08 pm to
When I used to work out at Max Fit, there was this black guy that would wear as little clothing as possible, tilted flat bill, and just check himself out in the mirror.

Anyway, I asked him if I could hop in and share the machine he was using since he had been on it for fricking ever. He doesn't say a word and just puts it on some ridiculously low weight and walks off. I wanted to punch him the mouth.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:09 pm to
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Curls in the squat rack.


And the worst part is that they're not even doing heavy weight. Do you really need an Olympic barbell to curl 65 lbs?
Posted by Grooler
USA
Member since Dec 2009
484 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:11 pm to
Can't stand people slamming weights. Especially when there are signs telling people not to do it.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:12 pm to
For those that hate curls on squat rack, what alternative do you fricking suggest?
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Douchiest things people do in the gym


Leaving their weights for 5+ minutes without any trace of clothing, gym accessories, or anything else that would indicate that they still intend to use that weight.

And then when you assume that they are done or have left and try to rack the weight or use it yourself the absentee lifter gets pissed.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:14 pm to
Wouldn't know, I do all my exercise outdoors or at home.
Posted by prince of fools
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
1130 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:14 pm to
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what alternative do you fricking suggest?


Find somewhere else to do your goddamn curls. Have a downvote.
Posted by Kritten
Athens, Ga
Member since Sep 2014
1594 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:16 pm to
Talk on cell phone
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:17 pm to
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For those that hate curls on squat rack, what alternative do you fricking suggest?


Alternating dumbbell curls, EZ bar curls, or, better yet, just take a spare barbell and use it outside of the squat rack.

If a gym has less than four squat racks then it's pretty fricked up when someone hogs one of them just to work on their biceps. That is of course assuming that the place is fairly crowded at the time.
Posted by Kritten
Athens, Ga
Member since Sep 2014
1594 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:18 pm to
You get it. Why would anyone pay for what you can do for free? Never understood that.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3582 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:18 pm to
People that pose in the mirror.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:19 pm to
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Find somewhere else to do your goddamn curls


Amen. I swear it's like god damn rocket science with some people.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 7:20 pm to
Masturbate in the sauna.
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 7:21 pm
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