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re: What is the worst thing anyone has ever said to you right after sex?

Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:31 am to
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:31 am to
quote:

"I'm not really 18 and my daddy's is a State Trooper."


welp... there it is
Posted by Cogsworth
Member since Aug 2014
1148 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:32 am to
May as well have been, "Thanks for the creampie. Next in line!" That ex was a straight up whore.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
4045 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:33 am to
I think thats your wife looking through the window?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68039 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:35 am to
"What? What made you think I was on the pill?...That's my roommate's."
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16168 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:43 am to
Now I've been with the same number of guys as how old I am, 17.
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:48 am to
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7632 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:48 am to
Have any black friends?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421612 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:48 am to
quote:

I think somebody slipped something in my drink at the bar. What did we just do?


*ETA: note, she was just fricking with me b/c she knows how terrified i am of that stuff
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 8:51 am
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 8:49 am to
I've only been with 10 guys this semester
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3570 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:05 am to
A girl ask me if I wanted to know what the biggest thing she ever fit inside her was.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:06 am to
Well what was it?
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17118 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:07 am to
"I used light Mayo, is that okay?"
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28082 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:07 am to
"Was that a car door slamming?"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:11 am to
quote:

"Let's do it again."



Original translation: "bark bark bark bark"
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:13 am to
"what was your name again?"
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3570 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:17 am to
Her own hand about midway between her wrist and elbow. She was nice enough to show me too
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98471 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:18 am to
Who are you...and why am I tied up?
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:21 am to
Is it in?
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:23 am to
Posted by RadTiger
Member since Oct 2013
1121 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 9:25 am to
"Ok who's next?"
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 9:26 am
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