Wish list for a better Maverick Thermometer

I'd love for it to be somehow connected with a phone app. Would love to be able to monitor both the pit and the meat from more than 300 feet away. I was at an event yesterday and although I knew the fire and pork butt were doing well, I would have liked to have monitored it the entire time. Could have bolted home if anything was amiss.

An app would also be able to supply a graph for the time and temperature progression, including the infamous stall with pork butts. Would be nice to track how long each sized chunk of meat takes to cook for future cooks.

Also, the alarm needs to be louder. I found myself sleeping through it the other day.