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re: What kind of man buys an electric lawnmower?

Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:58 am to
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:58 am to
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pussification of Murica.

Worrying about what your neighbor is cutting his yard with or how other men dress? I agree.
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:58 am to
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Sounds like you live in a nice area.


I do, probably a lot nicer than the area you live in.

You don't have to be poor to be a shitty parent.
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
5997 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:59 am to
Husqvarna makes a recharging cordless automatic lawn mower. My friends in Europe have them for their yards and they are pretty sweet.

LINK

It only works with the base station it comes with, which Boudreaux doesn't realize when he steals it from your yard.
Posted by vanburenboy
New York
Member since Sep 2014
365 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:59 am to
What is your overall post count to downvote count ratio? Has to be bad.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8434 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:01 pm to
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No, he keeps his yard looking like shite. This family is insanely lazy. They have gotten numerous fines from the HOA. He once started cutting the front lawn and stopped. He left the lawnmower where he stopped for 2 weeks before he decided to finish.
It's a nice neighborhood too, but they trash that corner up. Of course, they come from a land where they had never seen grass before so this is all new to them.


I see. So you're taking all of your complaints about your neighbor (which appear to be valid) and displacing them onto the power source of his lawn mower. Next time, just bitch about the neighbor.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39582 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:03 pm to
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No electric mowers, weedeaters, leaf blowers, etc for me.



I got an electric leaf blower for free. It blows leaves where I point them to go.
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:04 pm to
Guess you don't see my point.

It's about taking what is perceived as the easy route. Oh, just plug it in and cut. Don't want my hands smelling like gas and having to deal with changing oil once every 3 years.
I don't care about a damn lawnmower, I do think the rechargeable ones are pretty cool. What gets me is the laziness and taking the easiest route possible. This happens across the board, not just with people cutting grass. I can't stand lazy people.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15329 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:05 pm to
No power brah. I'm talking strictly lawn equipment. You ever try to weed eat a ditch that has a foot if water in it with an electric weed eater?
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13864 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:06 pm to
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Sorry you live in a poor neighborhood. Mowing your own lawn and all.

I don't think any amount of money I could ever have would keep me from mowing my own damn lawn.
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:07 pm to
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I see. So you're taking all of your complaints about your neighbor (which appear to be valid) and displacing them onto the power source of his lawn mower. Next time, just bitch about the neighbor.


Maybe. My perception is that this is exactly the type of person who would own an electric lawnmower. I have never personally known and hard working and educated individual go out and buy one. I'm sure there are some, I just haven't seen it.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18147 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:08 pm to
Pussies kept complaining on the internet about him cutting his grass too early in the day so he got a quiet one, now you're complaining about this

poor guy cant win
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8434 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:10 pm to
So, how many people do you know that own them?
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9947 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:10 pm to
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My neighbor was cutting grass the other day and was using an electric lawnmower. My immediate thought was that his man card has been revoked.

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People have gotten soft, it's the pussification of Murica.


Funny quote coming from someone likely using a gas powered push assist lawnmower in shorts and a tshirt:

Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:13 pm to
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Funny quote coming from someone likely using a gas powered push assist lawnmower in shorts and a tshirt:


This.

OP is probably a fat arse that holds the throttle wide open the entire time and needs that extra help.

Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43823 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:15 pm to
My mom have me one a couple of years ago. I ran over the cord the first time I used it. frick those things.
Posted by vanburenboy
New York
Member since Sep 2014
365 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:18 pm to


Roomba GrassCutter that is the way to go.
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:19 pm to
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I don't think any amount of money I could ever have would keep me from mowing my own damn lawn.


Completely agree. My girlfriend has made that suggestion before and I refuse. I will cut my own lawn as long as my health will allow me to even though I hate doing it. I'm not paying someone to do something I can do myself.
Posted by vanburenboy
New York
Member since Sep 2014
365 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:21 pm to
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I'm not paying someone to do something I can do myself.


Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food, I can drive a taxi, I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:21 pm to
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I'm not paying someone to do something I can do myself.


Well that's just weird.

You don't eat in restaurants? Drink in bars?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59670 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 12:23 pm to
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