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re: A 12 year old spit on me yesterday

Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:53 am to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:53 am to
you could have called the cops on him.

I wouldnt have, but that is a crime. maybe scare him a little by doing so. unless he has a dog of course. no reason to kill the innocent
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9045 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:54 am to
Here's what you should've said.

You're mad at your dad
This post was edited on 10/22/14 at 7:55 am
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48945 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:54 am to
Grab his skateboard and break it over his head
Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4335 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:55 am to
Can't hold him....but that is assault by bodily fluids. Call the fuzz is the best answer. At least have a report done. Now kid thinks it is OK even more since he received zero consequences.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:56 am to
I honestly would have been so shocked at his behavior and would have been speechless.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422689 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Here's what you should've said.

You're mad at your dad

he should have pulled a good will hunging and slowly lunged to hug the kid saying "it's not your fault" until the kid magically broke down
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52805 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Salmon


This should have been your only response.

Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54212 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:00 am to
quote:

beating a kid for being a little tPOS is never the answer because you'd end up in jail.


Yep. Had a situation years ago where a kid, 13, was physically assaulting daughter on school bus. He also assaulted the wife the next day at the bus stop. I showed up the next day and there was a "heated" verbal assault between him and me. Had a friend who was a lawyer in juvi court. He said whatever I do, don't hit him. The law would put my arse in jail quicker than the kid.

We had the law go talk to him and his parents. No charges were filed. No more trouble. We moved to the country to get out of the cesspool of the school system of the big city.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7659 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:06 am to
I think the world would be a better, and less fatally violent, place if you could beat the shite out of kids like that from time to time when they are clearly begging for it. But, nobody listens to me.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:13 am to
Sounds like he came at you like a spider monkey!
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32096 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:14 am to
I bet you wished you ran him over now don't you?
This post was edited on 10/22/14 at 8:14 am
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14062 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:14 am to
Mace...

Non lethal. Don't think you can be charged form using it
Posted by Lee Chatelain
I love the OT!
Member since Oct 2008
11345 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:15 am to
quote:

What the frick do you do in that situation?


run over his skate board. Can't go to jail for that!
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:16 am to
You did get punked, but there's nothing you could have done that would have kept you from going to jail.

I, would have called the police and report seeing a kid with his exact description checking car doors in peoples driveways. You rolled window and asked if you could help him, and he spit on you, then rolled off on his skateboard. Maybe a squad car comes by, and it's a dickhead cop that shakes him down a little.
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9802 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:28 am to
Dang man. If it makes you feel better, sounds like that kid will be in jail before too long.

To his credit, he probably saw you get in your car wearing Toms, so he figured he could whip your arse.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:28 am to
quote:

I checked my mirrors several times

Sure you did.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79235 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:29 am to
You're an adult, you should be able to make him cry and shite his pants with words alone.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66439 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Did I get punked by a 12 year old? Should I have beat his arse


Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
8819 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:33 am to
You did the right thing. Last thing you need is a punk 12yr old who knows where you live. Kids that age hold a grudge like you wouldn't believe.

I promise you, things would turn up broken and you'd deal with vandalism at least through next summer.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18147 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:40 am to
You should've done this



And then this with his skateboard

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