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re: Week 43 of 52 of 2014 Golf Thread [New Toys Edition]

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Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:09 pm to
I told him we should hire Lenny as a fairway mower/roof guy. He said he's just the man for the job.
Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:14 pm to
I think Head of Human Resources is more his cup of tea
Posted by chesty
Flap City C.C.
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:14 pm to
I am about to duck out and go hit some golf balls..
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:15 pm to
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I think Head of Human Resources is more his cup of tea


Can you imagine the carnage?

This post was edited on 10/22/14 at 12:23 pm
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:16 pm to
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carnage


Perfect description of what would happen.

Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:21 pm to
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Passed! Time for some golf.


Great job Bama! Now go hit some balls and unwind.
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

I think Head of Human Resources is more his cup of tea


The emails and memo's would be instant classics!
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:23 pm to
It would go something like this:

Beer Bitch: Mr. Comeaux, John has been whistling at me and making sexual remarks.

Lenny: Look here bitch. I ain't got no time to sit around here babysitting you motherfrickers. I have got a bucket of range balls calling my fricking name right now. You need to get your sweet looking little arse and big tits back on your beer cart and leave me the frick alone.

Beer Bitch: But Mr. Comeaux...

Lenny: Mr. Comeaux nothing. Shut the frick Up and get the frick out. (as he turns and whispers under breath shitmotherfrickercountbitch)
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:27 pm to
I was hitting it well Sunday, so Im excited to see what I can do today. But likely the partying will win today.

I hit this 6iron on #10 Sunday. I think it was the best looking golf shot I've ever hit. Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich at the turn (outta chicken salad). Ate half of it. Stepped up to 184 yd par 3 with a 6 iron in hand. Little bit of wind coming across right to left and in the face. I wanna hit a big draw with the wind, so I aimed right. Pured one and my friends start saying "Oh. Its gotta turn." and then it turns with a high slow draw and hits about 4 feet short. Just so damn pretty. My friends looked shocked.

Might have been the shot of the season for me. And I missed the birdie putt.
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:38 pm to
Pretty accurate, unfortunately the chances of guessing what he'd actually say are like winning the powerball
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:26 pm to
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Week 43 of 52 of 2014 Golf Thread [New Toys Edition] It would go something like this: Beer Bitch: Mr. Comeaux, John has been whistling at me and making sexual remarks. Lenny: Look here bitch. I ain't got no time to sit around here babysitting you motherfrickers. I have got a bucket of range balls calling my fricking name right now. You need to get your sweet looking little arse and big tits back on your beer cart and leave me the frick alone. Beer Bitch: But Mr. Comeaux... Lenny: Mr. Comeaux nothing. Shut the frick Up and get the frick out. (as he turns and whispers under breath shitmotherfrickercountbitch)


Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:31 pm to
What are you stupid motherfrickers talking about?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:33 pm to
Dear tibby,

Please catch Ebola this weekend. Thanks baw.



-Net
Posted by nelatf
NELA
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:00 pm to
Where are the pics of Weave's new golf porn?

Posted by nelatf
NELA
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:01 pm to
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Passed! Time for some golf.


Congrats!!
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:59 pm to
I'm preppin for the weekend with deads tomorrow morning. Then 30 minutes of cardio.

#Fall4Hundo is a season of renewal and rejuvenation.

I gotta get back in the saddle. Haven't hit the weights in a month.
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:08 pm to
Ya'll pretty much have it correct, except for on thing she would have to preform oral on me and my golf board buddies
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:18 pm to



Where ya playin this weekend oleander?
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 7:21 pm to
dont know yet, this is my 3rd day in a row me and weave gonna play one day
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