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What's the laziest thing you have ever done?
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:17 pm
One day, the power went out in my house and my clock reset to noon. I didn't feel like resetting it, so I just made a note of how off it was and did quick math every time I looked at it.
This went on for about 4 days until, struck with genius while watching college football (read: masturbating), I waited until it was exactly noon, unplugged the clock and plugged it in again. Somewhere, somehow, Bertrand Russell was smiling.
This went on for about 4 days until, struck with genius while watching college football (read: masturbating), I waited until it was exactly noon, unplugged the clock and plugged it in again. Somewhere, somehow, Bertrand Russell was smiling.
This post was edited on 10/15/14 at 12:26 pm
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Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:19 pm to UL-SabanRival
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hat's the laziest thing your pave ever done.
Frankly it's none of your business what me and my pave have done.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:19 pm to UL-SabanRival
I paved a driveway once with a 2x4. That was a pretty lazy pave I guess.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:19 pm to UL-SabanRival
would have been a better story if you had set a google or siri alert on your phone to tell you when you needed to unplug the clock.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:19 pm to UL-SabanRival
I'm lost on the pave part. I've never laid pavement if that's what you're asking.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:21 pm to UL-SabanRival
Lightning McQueen half-assed paving the road in Radiator Springs once. Looked horrible.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:26 pm to UL-SabanRival
I've plowed my way lazily through a few women, never paved them. 
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:26 pm to UL-SabanRival
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:26 pm to UL-SabanRival
Not checked my spelling.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:27 pm to WoWyHi
Oh goddammitt. Another classic thread ruined by autocorrect.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:28 pm to UL-SabanRival
I registered an accou t on td.com
that wasnt lazy. but it made.me lazy in the last seven years
that wasnt lazy. but it made.me lazy in the last seven years
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:28 pm to UL-SabanRival
came on the floor because I didn't want to get up and get a tissue
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:28 pm to UL-SabanRival
I am a germiphobe. Unfortunately, I am also lazy and a procrastinator. All of it makes for a brutal combination.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:33 pm to UL-SabanRival
Went to Ralph's in just my robe for some half and half, and wrote a check for $0.69.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:35 pm to Cole Beer
You sir are a walking masterpiece.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:36 pm to UL-SabanRival
Xbox one has made me even lazier than normal... I turn everything on or change channel by voice. I am too lazy to even use a remote. If I'm at a different TV, I just don't watch unless the correct channel is already on.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:36 pm to Cole Beer
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Went to Ralph's in just my robe for some half and half, and wrote a check for $0.69.
Dude.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:37 pm to UL-SabanRival
Watched the first hour of Catwoman because the remote was across the room and I didn't wan't to get up.
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:37 pm to UL-SabanRival
If I'm upstairs and want to watch a certain movie, I will just download it instead of going downstairs to get the CD/blue ray of it
Posted on 10/15/14 at 12:39 pm to Casty McBoozer
quote:glad someone got the reference
Went to Ralph's in just my robe for some half and half, and wrote a check for $0.69.
Dude.
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