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Top 10 most ridiculous Walker Texas Ranger episodes (with video)

Posted on 7/31/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/31/14 at 2:00 pm


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In this episode, Walker, Trivette and Gage go undercover at a prison that is running illegal fights and putting them up on that new fangled “internet” thing. Ken Shamrock and the late Macho Man Randy Savage guest star as fellow cage fighters and it’s always hilarious to see the Rangers trying to pretend to be hardened criminals. Walker just doesn’t do anything, Trivette is completely unbelievable and Gage tries way too hard to be “hard”. The prison is also set up like some sort of Roman gladiator ludus, with the “champions” getting special private cells with various amenities.


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Gary Busey, I could probably just stop there but there’s so much wonderful insanity going on in this episode I have to get into it. Walker’s protege, Trent, is the Big Brotheresque mentor to a special needs girl. On their way home from one of their days out and about Gary Busey, dressed as a priest, lures Trent into an alley and stabs him. Turns out Busey is a hitman hired to keep Trent from testifying in court. The special girl is now the only witness and Busey is after her, leading to the amazing final battle of Chuck Norris vs Gary Busey. Also Carlos dresses like an old woman to foil a gang of purse snatchers and Walker and Trivette take down an entire biker gang (as you saw above).


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Only a show like Walker, Texas Ranger could feature two separate episodes where Walker has to fight a grizzly bear. The first is Swan Song, where Alex and Walker head to Utah to investigate a plane crash from eight years ago where a group of bank robbers, with $3 million in cash, crashed in the mountains. A group of greedy fortune hunters follows Walker’s team and both groups are in danger from the crazy, cannibal plane crash survivor now living in the woods and bears, who are powerless against the intensity of the Walker stare down. The other time Walker had to fight off a bear was when he, Trivette and Gage headed into the wood’s for Walker’s bachelor party and found themselves being hunted by a stubborn and vicious grizzly. It’s a scientific fact that Chuck Norris is the natural enemy of the bear, so everyone managed to escape intact.



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Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36415 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 3:27 pm to
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Only a show like Walker, Texas Ranger could feature two separate episodes where Walker has to fight a grizzly bear. The first is Swan Song, where Alex and Walker head to Utah to investigate a plane crash from eight years ago where a group of bank robbers, with $3 million in cash, crashed in the mountains. A group of greedy fortune hunters follows Walker’s team and both groups are in danger from the crazy, cannibal plane crash survivor now living in the woods and bears, who are powerless against the intensity of the Walker stare down. The other time Walker had to fight off a bear was when he, Trivette and Gage headed into the wood’s for Walker’s bachelor party and found themselves being hunted by a stubborn and vicious grizzly. It’s a scientific fact that Chuck Norris is the natural enemy of the bear, so everyone managed to escape intact.


epic. he telepathically communicated with the bear from what I remember.

The series finale should be on there (if it isn't, didnt click link)
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 5:03 pm to
This show is comedy gold
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10917 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 5:24 pm to
That show was so ridiculous. I mean Chuck Norris is such a

wait, someone's at my door. brb.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Member since Sep 2006
61085 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 5:27 pm to
writers were high. only explanation.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/31/14 at 5:54 pm to
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:12 pm to
Those episodes being so goddamn ridiculous is what happens when Chuck Norris so fricking badass he scares the devil away whenever he tries to give him a nightmare.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:16 pm to
A buddy of mine told me that Walker once fought Sasquatch?

Did this really happen? I know there are some crazy Walker moments but come on.
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35259 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:40 pm to
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16572 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:43 pm to
the bear one
Posted by purplepylon
NOLA & Laffy
Member since Nov 2005
7770 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 6:52 pm to
How has this not been mentioned yet
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