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Do you say "Bless You" when someone sneezes?

Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Dick Leverage
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Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:44 pm
I am from the Deep South and practice all types of "niceties" from please and thank you to ma'am and sir. I expect my children to as well. I believe it creates a more civil and polite society. However, and for some reason, "bless you" after someone sneezes grates my nerves.

Especially the people who seem to be in a race to be the first to say it. Like in a conference room meeting or other public place. Like when you feel one coming on and turn your head to the side trying to make it the least distracting as possible. You succeed in muffling it a touch only to have multiple people draw attention your way in their race to be the first to "bless you."

I know it's a trivial thing to get irked by but wondered if anyone else who is fine with other typical niceties also gets annoyed with that one. I don't even say thank you in response which is what I presume society expects me to say. I just ignore them. Me sneezing does not require an exhortation of sympathy or goodwill. It isn't really a big deal unless I sneeze on you in which case you should slap me....not bless me. And oh.....the multiple "bless you" in a row if someone sneezes 2-3 times! Even worse. "Bless You....Bless You....Bless You". One bless for each sneeze.

Heck. My 15 year old daughter and my wife both bless me from across the house. I was down in the basement yesterday watching TV and sneezed. Both my daughter and wife were in the kitchen upstairs and both yelled out "Bless You." Sneezed at Ingles a couple of days ago and some voice from the next aisle over says "bless you." WTF! I couldn't even see her face to know if she was bang worthy or not.

Frick all you "bless you" people. Find another way to make yourself feel civilized and pleasant. This one is stupid.

Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34885 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:45 pm to
if they sneeze once, yes.

if they sneeze a second time, I tell them to shut up.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22907 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Frick all you "bless you" people. Find another way to make yourself feel civilized and pleasant. This one is stupid.


May God have mercy on your soul.
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6196 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:45 pm to
Yes and it's basically involuntarily.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63053 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:45 pm to
I say "God bless you." I'm not the Lord.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:46 pm to
I try to say "bless you" as soon as the sneeze starts to come on, makes it more of a challenge.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31985 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:46 pm to
I say God bless you.

I cant bless people, Im not the Lord




















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Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:46 pm to
No, I say 'excuse you'.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3140 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:47 pm to
I say God Bless You.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16577 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:47 pm to
nope

eta: actually i do sometimes, but not in a big group
This post was edited on 7/30/14 at 1:49 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53815 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:48 pm to
In one of my classes the kids had made a game of it and were obviously getting over on some of the other teachers. When a kid sneezed, the "bless you" niceties started to flow. Over and over. I shut that shite down first time.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:48 pm to
I say "you're soooo good-looking"
Posted by Dick Leverage
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Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:48 pm to
Thankfully, he has.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33905 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Frick all you "bless you" people.


Couldn't even type out frick? Bless your heart, pussy.
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5147 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:48 pm to
I'll say it due to habit but right after I always wonder why I just blessed someone. Actually, I've been saying it less and less now that I've realized this.
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:48 pm to
God bless you

If multiple times, I say it the first time, wait, wait, wait, and end up laughing. Usually the person laughs too
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:49 pm to
I yell "shut up, freak"
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26531 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:49 pm to
I don't want to force my religion on anyone and keep pressing forward the patriarchy's dominance over society, so I usually offer them a tissue.

Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
935 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:49 pm to
You people are so stupid. It is quite entertaining though.
Posted by Dick Leverage
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Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:49 pm to
Good. Thank you.
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