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Would turtles be terrifying if they were fast?

Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:25 pm
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Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
Maybe
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
yes
Posted by Geauxtiga
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:27 pm to
You've obviously never seen a softshell turtle on land.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:27 pm to



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Posted by htownjeep
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:27 pm to
Would they be able to wield weapons? Fangs? Need all of the details.
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:28 pm to
No, they're exactly like they are now, but they can fricking, like, book it.
Posted by Jackie Chan
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:28 pm to
You tell me.
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Posted by mpar98
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what if they were skilled in the martial arts?
Posted by FT
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what if they were skilled in the martial arts?
Now you're just being silly.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:29 pm to
sure
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Posted by Croacka
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:31 pm to
Turtles are pretty fast when they want to be


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Posted on 7/23/14 at 3:31 pm to
Ok, so let's add that they'd be fast and also crave human blood.

Cause I think that'd be the most terrifying shite in the world.
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Posted by FT
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Placebeaux
brah

I just peed some.
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If you had to choose between the top scientist in your field or having mad cow disease which would you choose?
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