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re: Would turtles be terrifying if they were fast?

Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:32 pm to
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:32 pm to
Did you piddle?
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:34 pm to
No. Only when someone tickles me.

It's a self defense sorta thing.
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:35 pm to
Yeah that definitely would get them to back up.
Posted by gthog61
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:42 pm to
don't know about fast turtles but a 200 pound house cat would frick you up

Imagine it toying with YOU before it slashed your throat and drug you up and laid you on the welcome mat as a trophy.

I once saw our cat jump about 6 ft horizontally and 4 ft up to snag a cardinal off a bird feeder just like Karl Malone getting a rebound circa 1991.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:49 pm to
This thread reminds me of this thread LINK
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:53 pm to
I couldn't look at those pics!


And Heyy!!
Hope all is well with you & the family.
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 6:57 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:56 pm to
Thanks you too
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

200 pound house cat


Is a cougar. There is no difference between the ferocity of a house cat and a big cat. House cats don't kill you because they figure that it would take too much effort because they're lazy frickers. Same thing with raccoons. They're just tiny grizzly bears.
Posted by UncleRuckus
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:27 pm to
Lay off the pot brosef
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:28 pm to
They would be godless killing machines
Posted by ZereauxSum
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:48 pm to
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Check out this crazy son of a bitch I saw on River Monsters one night.




Nope. Nope. Nope.

frick that noise man.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:51 pm to
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

don't know about fast turtles but a 200 pound house cat would frick you up
LSU has a 300lb one for a mascot
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 7:53 pm
Posted by LSUzealot
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Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:53 pm to
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