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Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:46 am to taylork37
quote:
Jim Carey has to be up there.
Dumb and Dumber
Ace Ventura 1&2
ETC...
This. Liar Liar, MM&I, The Mask, etc.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:49 am to JoeMoTiger
My top 5:
Jim Carry
Will Ferral
Samuel L Jackson
Ben Stiller - like it or not Meet the Parents, Zoolander, Tropic Thunder, Dodgeball, and Starsky and Hutch have a shite ton of quotable material
Trey Parker - I quote south park more than anything and he should be on this list because he writes all the lines. Plus "Cannibal: The Musical" is pure brilliance
Jim Carry
Will Ferral
Samuel L Jackson
Ben Stiller - like it or not Meet the Parents, Zoolander, Tropic Thunder, Dodgeball, and Starsky and Hutch have a shite ton of quotable material
Trey Parker - I quote south park more than anything and he should be on this list because he writes all the lines. Plus "Cannibal: The Musical" is pure brilliance
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:50 am to dnm3305
quote:
Dumb and Dumber
Ace Ventura 1&2
ETC...
This. Liar Liar, MM&I, The Mask, etc.
"I OBJECT, you honor, and I MOVE TO STRIKE!"
"Is there...something in my teeth?"
"So, you're saying there's a chance?"
"Do not pass go. Do not collect $200."
"Smokin'!"
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:51 am to kingbob
Like a glove
Alrighty then
I've had better
That's because you got big jugs. I mean you boobs are huge. I mean i wanna squeeze em.
Inquinseeocha (sp?)
Bumblebee tuna
Fiber
Down Boomba
This is a lovely room of death
Alrighty then
I've had better
That's because you got big jugs. I mean you boobs are huge. I mean i wanna squeeze em.
Inquinseeocha (sp?)
Bumblebee tuna
Fiber
Down Boomba
This is a lovely room of death
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:53 am to Breesus
Simmons! Simmons is old, but he can't go home 'cause he hates his wife!
This post was edited on 7/16/14 at 10:54 am
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:58 am to kingbob
quote:
Simmons! Simmons is old, but he can't go home 'cause he hates his wife!
You've met her at the Christmas parties. She's the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard! And you, Tom, you're the biggest brownnose I've ever seen! You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's arse, I can't tell where you end and he begins!
Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:14 am to JoeMoTiger
I know not at the top but Val Kilmer should get a mention for Tombstone alone. I once had his every line in the movie memorized. Probably could still quote 90% of it
Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:19 am to JoeMoTiger
First thought was Clint.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:38 am to WPBTiger
Idk about multiple movies but it's got to be tom hanks Forrest gump
Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:40 am to JoeMoTiger
quote:
especially in Johnny Brasco, I like that movie better that The God Father
so much fail
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:28 pm to Carson123987
quote:
quote: especially in Johnny Brasco, I like that movie better that The God Father so much fail
Yeah, I've changed my mine, Pacino and Depp sucked in that movie and the fact that it was based on a true account of the FBI's infiltration of the mob absolutely ruins the movie.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:31 pm to mindbreaker
quote:
I know not at the top but Val Kilmer should get a mention for Tombstone alone. I once had his every line in the movie memorized. Probably could still quote 90% of it
Me and you both, the wife got sick of "I'm your huckleberry", "your ah daisy if ya do" etc.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:35 pm to JoeMoTiger
Heeere's Johnny....Brasco!
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:37 pm to SouthOfSouth
quote:
I agree. I quote comedy movies more than serious movies and Will Ferrell is top dog in that category
I'm thinking the under 45 crowd is going to be tuned into the comedy stuff when it comes to quotable lines.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:44 pm to JoeMoTiger
Jim Carey
Will Ferrell
Vince Vaughn
Will Ferrell
Vince Vaughn
Posted on 7/16/14 at 1:02 pm to JoeMoTiger
Action heroes & comedic actors will be on the list.
Quote HOF
1.Clint
2.Arnold
3.Pacino
Sam Jackson
Mike Myers
Jim Caray
Will Ferrell
One hit wonders in the same movie
R. Lee Ermey
Adam Baldwin
Mandy Patinkin
Wallace Shawn
Quote HOF
1.Clint
2.Arnold
3.Pacino
Sam Jackson
Mike Myers
Jim Caray
Will Ferrell
One hit wonders in the same movie
R. Lee Ermey
Adam Baldwin
Mandy Patinkin
Wallace Shawn
Posted on 7/16/14 at 1:07 pm to TexasTiger1185
quote:
Arnold is pretty damn quotable.
no shite, i don't know how this thread went a whole page without mentioning arnold.
additionally, the guy only had like 20 combined lines in terminator 1 and 2 and ten of those lines are famous.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 1:17 pm to JoeMoTiger
For me it's easily Bill Murray...
"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather"
"I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives."
"Oh, no. I have all new cheap moves"
"Can I have another one of these with some booze in it?"
"You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."
"Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you."
"Nobody steps on a church in my town"
"You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve". You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him."
"We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people."
"To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong."
"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."
"All right! This chick is TOAST!"
"I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people... Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule."
"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."
"Alright, I gotta hang up now, because I gotta go kill everybody."
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?"
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
"You know I'm not big on apologizing. So I'll just skip it if it's all the same to you."
"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather"
"I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives."
quote:
OK, but after dinner, don't put any of those old cheap moves on me. It's different now.
"Oh, no. I have all new cheap moves"
"Can I have another one of these with some booze in it?"
"You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."
"Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you."
"Nobody steps on a church in my town"
"You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve". You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him."
"We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people."
"To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong."
"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."
"All right! This chick is TOAST!"
"I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people... Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule."
"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."
"Alright, I gotta hang up now, because I gotta go kill everybody."
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?"
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
"You know I'm not big on apologizing. So I'll just skip it if it's all the same to you."
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