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Virginia man founds "new" country in Africa

Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:21 pm
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
Team Am Mart
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Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:21 pm
Washington Post story






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Jeremiah Heaton was playing with his daughter in their Abingdon, Va., home last winter when she asked whether she could be a real princess.

Heaton, a father of three who works in the mining industry, didn’t want to make any false promises to Emily, then 6, who was “big on being a princess.” But he still said yes.

“As a parent you sometimes go down paths you never thought you would,” Heaton said.

Within months, Heaton was journeying through the desolate southern stretches of Egypt and into an unclaimed 800-square-mile patch of arid desert. There, on June 16 — Emily’s seventh birthday — he planted a blue flag with four stars and a crown on a rocky hill. The area, a sandy expanse sitting along the Sudanese border, morphed from what locals call Bir Tawil into what Heaton and his family call the “Kingdom of North Sudan.”

There, Heaton is the self-described king and Emily is his princess.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70290 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:22 pm to
I saw this on twitter yesterday. I don't see it ending well for him. And his kids are going to be assholes when they grow up.
Posted by FAF
NOLA
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

There, Heaton is the self-described king and Emily is his princess.


Nice.

..but she wouldn't want to live there.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
and thus, the third great war began...
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
She'll never find a man that's good enough.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67090 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
I wonder if Egypt or The Sudan will issue an official response. Will anyone recognize or contest the claim?
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18755 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
Just tell your daughter no, you pussy.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69088 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
dude needs a better antiperspirant if he is going to be King.

But awesome for him.

Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94520 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

morphed from what locals call Bir Tawil


Screw those Pee ons

quote:

into what Heaton and his family call the “Kingdom of North Sudan.”


Well he is the King after all.
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
Team Am Mart
Member since Apr 2009
19368 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

dude needs a better antiperspirant if he is going to be King.


exactly what I was thinking.

I'm all for loving your kids, but this seems to be going a bit too far
Posted by BobRoss
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:25 pm to
She's princess of what amounts to a hill in one of the shittiest parts of the world. Congratulations.
Posted by Hubbhogg
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Member since Dec 2010
13436 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Just tell your daughter no, you pussy.


Like Arnold telling the little girl no in Kindergarten Cop lol when she wants to be a princess
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:25 pm to
dude fails for not naming it Kingdom of Zamunda
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:26 pm to
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And his kids are going to be assholes when they grow up.


haha, kids in the NOVA area are already assholes grown
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67090 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:27 pm to
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dude fails for not naming it Kingdom of Zamunda


This.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26525 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:27 pm to
Alpha as frick
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69088 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Heaton, who ran for Congress out of Virginia’s 9th district in 2012 and lost, plans to reach out to the African Union for assistance in formally establishing the Kingdom of North Sudan and said that he is confident they will welcome him. Representatives from the Egyptian and Sudanese embassies in Washington did not respond to requests for comment Saturday.




If it's all sand and rock with no people, they may possibly let it go.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69088 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

dude fails for not naming it Kingdom of Zamunda




The OT should start a Kickstater to go capture North Sudan and call it Zamunda.

Get the OB on board to be the Military. But don't tell the poli-board they would ruin it.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47608 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Heaton, who ran for Congress out of Virginia’s 9th district in 2012 and lost,


Knew he had to be a politician. Who else would takeover part of an impoverished nation, declare himself King, and try to convince everyone he "did it for the children"?
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7318 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:30 pm to
Like someone said, just put up a flag in your backyard and tell your little darling she's princess of the Kingdom of 123 Spoiled Brat Drive or whatever the frick....
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