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My Hands Never Activate The Motion Sensor Paper Towel Dispensers
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:04 pm
In any restroom, in any restaurant. People will activate it right before and after I attempt. Nothing. Ever.
Am I some sort of witch or Jedi?
Am I some sort of witch or Jedi?
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Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:05 pm to LuckyTiger
Cause you're a vampire.
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:05 pm to LuckyTiger
Maybe you're dead.
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:06 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
LuckyTiger
Apparently not.
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:06 pm to LuckyTiger
You're dead on the inside.
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:06 pm to LuckyTiger
can you see yourself in the mirror? 
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:08 pm to LuckyTiger
You have tiny baby hands.
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:09 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
quote:
You have tiny baby hands.
You know what they say about guys with small hands.....
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:10 pm to LuckyTiger
You're gay bastard
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:13 pm to LuckyTiger
I don't have the biggest hands so I usually have to wave my dick in front of it and it usually activates on the first swing.... Those sensors suck and have to have something fairly huge to activate.
I know stupid but it works
I know stupid but it works
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:15 pm to SuperSaint
I bet the other patrons at the group sink appreciate this.
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:16 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
Jedi?
Anti-Jedi.
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:16 pm to LuckyTiger
Maybe youre a Terminator you bastard.
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:17 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
You know what they say about guys with small hands.....
It makes their dick look bigger in pictures?
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:19 pm to LuckyTiger
You arr a ghost! What was the civil war like?
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:19 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
In any restroom, in any restaurant. People will activate it right before and after I attempt. Nothing. Ever. Am I some sort of witch or Jedi
Is this the plot to the worst twilight zone episode ever?
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:20 pm to LuckyTiger
Maybe you pissed off a gypsy and this is some lame arse curse she hexed you with.
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:23 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:small gloves?
You know what they say about guys with small hands.....
Posted on 7/10/14 at 2:23 pm to LuckyTiger
He was dead the entire time...
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