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So this girl I know has a virus on her computer...

Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:13 pm
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:13 pm
The only two ways I know to get a virus:

1. Downloading sketchy programs. She is too naive to do this. She doesn't use her computer for anything other than Word, Facebook, and Netflix.

2. Porn. This is the last girl on earth I would expect to watch porn.

Be creative, OT. I refuse to believe that this girl watches porn. It contradicts everything I know about her.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:13 pm to
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This is the last girl on earth I would expect to watch porn.
Those are the freakiest ones.
Posted by 90proofprofessional
Member since Mar 2004
24445 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:14 pm to
3. No virus, wants D
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:14 pm to
Most viruses come from installing 3rd party add-ons to browsers. Shop bots and the like. Also this thread is stupid.

What year are you living in where you think porn sites host/spread viruses? They rely on ad traffic that would dry up if you got a virus and never returned. Unless she, too, is living in 2003 and still downloading porn from Rapidshare, et al.
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 4:17 pm
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:14 pm to
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She is too naive to do this. She doesn't use her computer for anything other than Word, Facebook, and Netflix


She probably downloads stuff without realizing it and installs it without realizing the implications.



Oh, and wear a condom.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53782 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:14 pm to
Illegal music downloads?
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

The only two ways I know to get a virus:

1. Downloading sketchy programs. She is too naive to do this. She doesn't use her computer for anything other than Word, Facebook, and Netflix.

2. Porn. This is the last girl on earth I would expect to watch porn.
She could have opened the wrong email
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:15 pm to
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Illegal music downloads?


No. This girl is straight iTunes. I'm telling you. This does not compute.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78043 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:15 pm to
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Most viruses come from installing 3rd party add-ons to browsers. Shop bots and the like. Also this thread is stupid.
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
8566 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:15 pm to
Pintrest. That site is crawling with bugs.
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:15 pm to
if you think those are the only ways to get a computer virus you are sadly mistaken
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:16 pm to
going to porn sites won't give you a virus unless it's some sketch arse site and you start clicking and downloading the wrong stuff
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 4:17 pm
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:16 pm to
I'm confused... Are you asking a question or just boasting about knowing a girl?
Posted by LSU 318 LSU
El Cerrito Place
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:16 pm to
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The only two ways I know to get a virus:
You don't know a whole hell of a lot then
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4608 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:16 pm to
Email with a link will get them every time.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79190 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:17 pm to
She told you she has a virus?

If so, something probably isn't opening and she just needs to restart her computer. Girls are dumb (with computers).
Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
Member since Mar 2010
5568 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:17 pm to
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The only two ways I know to get a virus:



There is a lot you don't know.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23054 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:17 pm to
Donkey porn.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

The only two ways I know to get a virus:


well, hate to break it to you... there are more ways
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