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Has anyone here ever had a sebaceous cyst?
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:14 pm
After some extensive google imaging and research I have self diagnosed this thing I've had for about 5 years. Completely painless but it's very unsightly and I want it removed. Has anyone fought this battle before? Do y'all think I could safely drink a few bourbans and lance it myself with a sterilized blade? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
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Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:15 pm to Sampson
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Do y'all think I could safely drink a few bourbans and lance it myself with a sterilized blade?
Why not? Just film it for us when you do it please. TIA!
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:15 pm to Sampson
Get it taken out by a doctor. But if you do it yourself video it and post it
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:15 pm to Sampson
Had two removed by dermatologists over the last eight years. One in each ear lobe. Let the professionals handle it.
This post was edited on 6/21/14 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:15 pm to Sampson
quote:Are you a moron? Don't answer that and ruin the mystery.
Do y'all think I could safely drink a few bourbans and lance it myself with a sterilized blade?
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:16 pm to Sampson
Yes, you can. What part of the body is it on?
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:16 pm to Sampson
Man up and go get the lineman's pliers
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:17 pm to Sampson
Go to a surgeon and get it removed. Depending on the size and where it is located, it would be as easy as an in-office procedure. At worst, it will be outpatient surgery.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:18 pm to Sampson
I've had one and was tempted to do the same thing. A doc just removed mine. One of the problems of doing it yourself is that it will grow back if you don't get the sac it's in. And it's bloody as heck.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:19 pm to Sampson
For real though you should just pierce it with like a 25 gauge syringe and squeeze it. If you are lucky it may just work out like it did for this dude:
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:20 pm to Byron Bojangles III
If I agree to a filmed in-home operation I want one of the greatest babe threads ever composed and posted in my comemoration in return.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:22 pm to tom1987
quote:
I've had one and was tempted to do the same thing. A doc just removed mine. One of the problems of doing it yourself is that it will grow back if you don't get the sac it's in. And it's bloody as heck.
That's my number 1 concern is not removing all of it and having it come back. Did they sedate you? Did it hurt? Cost involved? It's located on my foreskin...
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:25 pm to Sampson
oh sheeeiiittt..
if its on your dick, do not do it yourself..ever..
a friend of mine had one on her back..we mash it all the time..the amount of shite that came out was so awesome..
BUT, the only thing that is bad is the shite that comes out fricking stinks..like it might gag you it stinks so bad..
if its on your dick, do not do it yourself..ever..
a friend of mine had one on her back..we mash it all the time..the amount of shite that came out was so awesome..
BUT, the only thing that is bad is the shite that comes out fricking stinks..like it might gag you it stinks so bad..
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:26 pm to Scruffy
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Are you a moron?
Depends who you ask but I don't think so. Just not carrying health insurance at the moment and not afraid to man up and cut this thing out.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:26 pm to tom1987
quote:
I've had one and was tempted to do the same thing. A doc just removed mine. One of the problems of doing it yourself is that it will grow back if you don't get the sac it's in. And it's bloody as heck.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:27 pm to Sampson
Did on my head. Accident,y popped it one day before I actually knew what it was.
The stuff that came out was
Got it removed pretty easily, but the thing that sucks is if you do remove it and leave absolutely any of it behind, it will grow right back. Mine hasn't, so I guess I got lucky with a good doctor.
The stuff that came out was
Got it removed pretty easily, but the thing that sucks is if you do remove it and leave absolutely any of it behind, it will grow right back. Mine hasn't, so I guess I got lucky with a good doctor.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:27 pm to Sampson
quote:
Do y'all think I could safely drink a few bourbans and lance it myself with a sterilized blade
Get some lidocaine and go to town
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:28 pm to Hook Em Horns
I can't handle bad smells. I don't want to risk puking all over an open wound on my dick. Perhaps paying a physician is the best option here. 
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:29 pm to Sampson
Herpes
Posted on 6/21/14 at 5:31 pm to Garfield
How much am I looking at spending sans insurance?
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