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Biography:I once ordered the country fried steak with eggs and three pancakes at IHOP. I used the blue syrup on two of the pancakes and the red syrup on one. Every day since has been a let down.
Interests:So many that I find it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
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Registered on:12/17/2011
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re: Nick Saban is now the longest tenured coach in the SEC - Garfield
Probably not true but I heard a rumor tonight that Saban was planning to get a tear drop tattoo for each SEC coach that's been fired since he came to Bama....
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re: What is the point of protests? - Garfield
You're just anti-social. Protest are the current community social....
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re: Lamborghini driver charged with vehicular homicide - Garfield
Flew too close to the sun. One less Zima and he could have pulled more tail with a touching story about how he lost his one true love....
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re: Shitty predictions go here - Garfield
[quote] I'd bet on LSU beating Bama before Wifey drops to her knees. [/quote] Solid bet. Marriage makes a woman look at a dick like LSU currently looks at WRs. They like the idea of them and talk about utilizing them but it's not a priority....
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re: Shitty predictions go here - Garfield
Wifey starts to appreciate all I do and gives me blow job....
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: What L5U Croots Are We Getting Edition - Garfield
[quote]At this point there's really no such thing as not fitting our scheme. I'm sure Saban still has an ideal for what he's looking for from each position but the reality is that we play guys according to the opposing offense on a week-to-week basis. I don't know if there's a single positional arch...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: What L5U Croots Are We Getting Edition - Garfield
[quote] Ok cool. How's everyone feel about religion? Personally I think you're all going to hell unless you worship Vishnu[/quote] Bama fans should be Team Ganesh. [img]http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/851/626/Simpsons_09_09_P5.jpg?resize=600:*[/img] ...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: What L5U Croots Are We Getting Edition - Garfield
Do you really have to go to Stanford to be president? I would vote for a B student at Samford over either one of these jackasses. ...
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re: Official In-Season Practice, Injury Reports and Press Conferences Thread: 4-0 - Garfield
[quote] Bo in a Jalston Fowler-esque role would be pretty nasty. [/quote] I am Team Bo, but objectively through three games it looks like our best options at RB in order are: (1) Harris, (2) Hurts on the keeper, (3) Jacobs, (4) Emmons, (5) Stewart on some nonsense bull shite jet sweep, (6) Diggs as...
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re: Cullman Times front page, re: Bama vs Ole Miss - Garfield
[quote]Big men don't run 75 yards for a TD. Bama does. [/quote] Not enough upvotes exist. ...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: What L5U Croots Are We Getting Edition - Garfield
[quote]Perhaps this is the guy Bama3714? [/quote] We could guess all day long. Let's just wait to hear from 3714....
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re: Who will feel more heat next Sunday morning? - Garfield
I would gus Miles. ...
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re: Ole Miss fans who took the Sig Bet: Here's your new Sig - Garfield
:lol: That was the longest game ever. IMHO OM posters should not be embarrassed by their team's performance (I was impressed) but I guess we had to take our medicine the past two years. ...
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re: Damien harris played well - Garfield
Agreed. Harris looked like option #1 with Jacobs as #2 today. ...
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re: If Ole Miss Beats Bama Again - Garfield
Shit, i might start supporting him at that point....
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re: Interesting twist in DBU debate - Garfield
I don't know that anybody really takes the whatever "U" debates very seriously, but not sure this would really "settle" it. It appears that LSU has 9 while Bama has 8. However, they list one of Bama's former DBs as a linebacker (Mark Barron) so it's basically a wash. [link=(http://www.espn.com/nf...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: What L5U Croots Are We Getting Edition - Garfield
:cheers: Would love to add at least one quality Juco DT/DE. Seems like we are recruiting well everywhere else....
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re: Nick Saban going for his 65th win over an AP Top 25 team - Garfield
That list looks like a pretty good Mt. Rushmore of cfb. HBC gets the final slot over Paterno for obvious reasons (I loved Paterno but at the very least he was grossly negligent (and perhaps was far worse))....
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re: This dude can drive alright, I guess (video) - Garfield
That dude is really hard on his tires. ...
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re: Of the RB's who played against SoCal - Garfield
Harris looked like he was made to run with a read/option QB like Hurts. Bo looks to be more made for a BB8 downhill system but I still am giddy to have him and think he can grow into that system if Hurts wins the job, I think both freshman have Drake like complimentary potential (hopefully minus ...
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