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Biography:I once ordered the country fried steak with eggs and three pancakes at IHOP. I used the blue syrup on two of the pancakes and the red syrup on one. Every day since has been a let down.
Interests:So many that I find it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
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Registered on:12/17/2011
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re: Pick a QB for next season - Garfield
Hurts unless I'm playing Kansas St....
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re: Class of 2018 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: New Rivals 100 Released Edition - Garfield
[quote]You're the man saint.[/quote] Without a doubt. Thanks brother!! I know you have other shite to take care of too. Much appreciation....
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
[quote]I think Solomon and Ray would just be to much. [/quote] Two chicks at the same time kind of too much. [img]http://i.imgur.com/adoScDl.gif[/img]...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
Solomon is too hard to read. I think he could be a very good player at a position of need for us (and contribute early to next year's 4th SEC Championship in a row and restored-order natty) but I just doubt he comes here. We haven't had great luck with recruits advertising we have a giant lead who d...
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re: Wish I could buy this FedEx guy a beer - Garfield
[quote]So, what happened? The video has been removed [/quote] FedEx guy is delivering a tricycle to an orphanage outside of Boise and this hipster douche starts a one-man protest by burning an Annie poster outside the orphanage while screaming "We are all orphans!!" FedEx dude walks over with ...
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re: UPDATE..Bogus National Title claims: Alabama claims 16 but most are questionable - Garfield
[quote]Do you agree that claiming 16 titles is a tad bit absurd?[/quote] Yes, if you are not Bama. Eta: or the Yankees. ...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
[quote]I'm ready for the Michigan melt. [/quote] They are currently dumping crates of milk into the Great Lakes....
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
[quote]Sandkhan[/quote] Well done on the girlfriend my friend - very nice. [quote]Akers[/quote] I'd probably take him over Harris if I had the choice, usually don't like taller RBs, but Henry more or less dispelled my preconceptions on the subject. I also think Harris probably has a higher ...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
[img]http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af263/Garfieldwastaken/DSC_0217_zps9ymk7q5x.jpg[/img]...
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re: Anyone else getting a pop up any time they try and access the site on mobile? - Garfield
[quote]Yes, there have been times where that happened frequently. I haven't been bothered by it the last couple of days though.[/quote] Same here. Can be frustrating at times....
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
[quote]That airport doesn't have any commercial airline service. It's in a field behind the WalMart.[/quote] That's a pretty nice Walmart if you're ever in Birmingham Michigan. ...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
He gone: [quote]Source: Najee Harris requests a flight change — to Alabama [/quote] [quote]per an U.S. Army All-American Bowl operations source, Harris has requested a flight change — asking to land in Birmingham now, instead of back home in California (Oakland). That would put the running bac...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
[quote]Hey, off topic, but I wrote a book! "Never A Forever Thing". It'll be funny and other stuff. If any of you baws wanna read, it's releasing on Instagram for free on Jan 19th. Give it a follow if you have IG @neveraforeverthing[/quote] :cheers: brother. Congrats & good things only....
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
[quote] supposed to get 5 inches tonight.[/quote] That's what I told my wife to expect but she said I was over-predicting. Almost went Mixon....
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re: LSU played 5 ranked opponents. Allowed a TOTAL of 3 TD's against them - Garfield
Still is amazing that LSU lost three games in which they only gave up one TD and another in which they didn't. LSU's defense is legit. Offense still a work in progress. ...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
[quote] On top of that we are already thin in the secondary[/quote] We signed a very healthy class of dbs last year but do look to lose A LOT after next season. Butch got a CB for Conliffe. Hope that's not one we regret....
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Leo Lewis - Changing Lives with Integrity and Kindness - Garfield
[quote]Dan Mullen walked into the Mississippi State linebacker room and handed a piece of paper to defensive coordinator Peter Sirmon. The letter he toted came from a BYU fan, Jason Seymour. The correspondence singled Leo Lewis out for an act he had committed on a whim more than a month before. [/qu...
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re: LSU players showing out in Houston, Cincy game - Garfield
[quote]Wallace Gilbery and Kareem Jackson also making some plays. [/quote] I'm betting we really wanted Cincy's kicker too. ...
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re: LSU players showing out in Houston, Cincy game - Garfield
[quote]NFLU[/quote] You guys got cheated on the probowl this year. No way Bama should have had so many more than any other college program. Hype job. ...
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re: "The idea that we are our brothers keeper and our "sisters keeper" - Garfield
[quote]Is Michelle Obama rewriting bible verses now?[/quote] "Judge not, lest ye be judgmental brother." ...
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