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Favorite team:USA 
Location:Kew Gardens
Biography:I once ordered the country fried steak with eggs and three pancakes at IHOP. I used the blue syrup on two of the pancakes and the red syrup on one. Every day since has been a let down.
Interests:So many that I find it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Occupation:Amateur Ventriloquist (NSFW)
Number of Posts:6594
Registered on:12/17/2011
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: MS-AL All-Star Game Week Edition - Garfield
Hurts = Playoffs Barnett = Sheet cake. Seems about right. ...
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re: I'm excited for the Sixtrus bowl - Garfield
:bow:...
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re: Official Post-Season Practice, Injury and Press Conferences Thread: 1-0 - Garfield
[quote] First I've heard of Cornwell transferring. Isn't some of our RBs or WRs high school QBs? [/quote] I think Stewart was. Also think the younger Jennings brother was. BJ was too but no clue on his foot....
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re: Official Post-Season Practice, Injury and Press Conferences Thread: 1-0 - Garfield
[quote]There's always Southlake Carroll's own Montana Murphy.[/quote] [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7LUQB2CIAANSq_.jpg[/img]...
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re: Feldman Tweets Butch to Purdoo - Garfield
I'll edit to say "sources"...
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re: Feldman Tweets Butch to Purdoo - Garfield
It's still news....
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Feldman Tweets Butch to Purdoo - Garfield
[link=(https://mobile.twitter.com/BruceFeldmanOFB?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor)]LINK[/link] Eta: Kongbo wants to trasfer with Butch and play soccer at Purdue but refuses to be a midfielder. Eta2: This is the better known Bruce Feldman's drunk brother. However, I've ne...
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re: Hope for changes to the SEC Rant in 2017 - Garfield
I am what you would assume most of us are: 1). White male 2). Middle class 3). A demon in the bedroom - if only I had the chance....
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re: What sin do you struggle with the most? - Garfield
[quote] Voting democrat?[/quote] [img]http://diffuser.fm/files/2014/07/swag.jpg?w=630&h=420&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89[/img]...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: MS-AL All-Star Game Week Edition - Garfield
[quote]MEGATHREAD: Happy Thanksgiving Edition[/quote] Good title edit. Happy Thanksgiving TS and sincere appreciation for all you do here. Happy Thanksgiving to the rest of yawl. I'm thankful for all yawl. I get more joy from yawl than 98% of the people I actually have to personally interact w...
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re: I've decided to change teams as a fan - Garfield
[quote]Really? That's the only requirement??? And here I am going to college like an idiot. [/quote] :lol: Yeah, it's important to not overthink it. I have a degree from another SEC school but my heart desires to process crimson blood. At the end of the day, we are either Bama fans or we are...
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re: I've decided to change teams as a fan - Garfield
Let me be the first to welcome you brother. It's always nice if you grew up a Bama fan (like me) or attended UA (I unfortunately did not) BUT the only requirement is to love Bama. Sounds like to me you fit the bill - here's a coke (with a shot of wiskey) and a bag of Golden Flake. Enjoy being...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: MS-AL All-Star Game Week Edition - Garfield
I hope it's happening [img]http://66.media.tumblr.com/fd0a1b4e0da830ea44731cf73fa0fc60/tumblr_nxvz7hti1h1swr8wlo1_1280.png[/img] ...
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re: why is Jalen hurts getting so much credit? - Garfield
He's thrown and rushed for a lot of yards/tds and never lost a game. He's had some bad throws and turnovers but they have never come in bunches. He's done all this as a true freshman. Most impressively though, he doesn't act like an asshat....
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re: Where is this oppression i'm supposed to be experiencing? - Garfield
I can't hear you from that side of the fence....
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re: Has there ever been a court case of a man trying to stop woman from abortion - Garfield
Wouldn't it be easier to just pull out....
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: MS-AL All-Star Game Week Edition - Garfield
Kiffin needs to let him know he'll end up pumping gas if he goes to USCe....
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re: Saban didn't even know there was a presidential election yesterday - Garfield
Saban voted early per AL.com. Write-in vote for Ritter....
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Groundhog Day - Garfield
[img]http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af263/Garfieldwastaken/GDSix_zpsklqvvsox.jpg[/img]...
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