Favorite team:USA 
Location:Kew Gardens
Biography:I once ordered the country fried steak with eggs and three pancakes at IHOP. I used the blue syrup on two of the pancakes and the red syrup on one. Every day since has been a let down.
Interests:So many that I find it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Occupation:Amateur Ventriloquist (NSFW)
Number of Posts:6680
Registered on:12/17/2011
Online Status:Not Online

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re: Dating a chick with an infant - Garfield
The first six months are the worst. I think you're stepping in at the perfect time. Try to exit as the kid approaches puberty....
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re: Chubb, Scarborough or Pettway - Garfield
Scarborough if healthy but all 3 are scary (and unfortunately sometimes not healthy)....
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re: Plant Job - Garfield
[quote]Yes who is this?[/quote] Dammit Trevor don't use Turner Wifi for this bull shite. Please see me in my office first thing tomorrow....
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re: Plant Job - Garfield
Trevor?...
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re: Do you ever wonder or fear suffering is around the corner? - Garfield
The stuff you worry about never happens in my experience - it's the bad shite you never even thought about that appears one day at your doorstep. ...
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re: Chipotle closing stores, again. - Garfield
I can throw up a ton for $5 with a simple hack though....
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re: Anyone here ever sold their truck and get a sedan - Garfield
Drove a truck for 10+ years and bought a sedan a couple years back. Kept the truck (not an OT baller but figured the old truck was worth more to me than a dealer and the Sedan I purchased was under 20k). Bought the sedan because I thought I needed it for kid (truck is single cab). Flash forward a...
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re: OT Aquarists: Native Fish Tank - Garfield
Watch Finding Nemo. ...
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re: I pity you fellas who are still single.. - Garfield
[quote]Anybody who does not understand this just want the excuse to do a dude.[/quote] Sober me would probably agree with you....
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re: Manscaping Age Cut Off - Garfield
[quote]a bald dick is not sexy as it looks too boyish.[/quote] [quote]How small is your junk?[/quote] In fairness to him, kids get all those hormones in the ckicken and such nowadays. ...
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re: What's the smartest thing your pet ever learned? - Garfield
My dog could lick his own junk....
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re: Does your wife have a preferred shaped "member"? Does it reflect yours or a past lover? - Garfield
I've been married for 13 years. I've never asked if my wife's preferred cock shape is mine. Probably why I've been married for 13 years....
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re: What was your first super proud moment as a parent? - Garfield
When my wife told me she was pregnant I was already proud of the little fricker....
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re: Ask a police officer a question - Garfield
:cheers: Thanks for response and service. Keep safe brother....
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re: Ask a police officer a question - Garfield
Also, where would you set the appropriate blood alcohol level for a DUI if it were up to you (I know it's not)? Drunk driving is a real issue but the push seems to be to keep lowering the limit. Not sure someone driving at lower limits is really the issue (i.e., not sure lowering the limits reall...
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re: Ask a police officer a question - Garfield
Are you more suspicious about a stop if a car has bumper stickers? Probably a stupid question, but always kind of assumed I would be if I were a cop. ...
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re: Job offer and OT thoughts - Garfield
Assuming this is your first kid, I can't recommend leaving a stable situation right before the kid arives. You're going to have enough to deal with over the next year or so before you all get settled into the parent gig....
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re: How much time did you get/take off when your first child was born? - Garfield
I took about 10 work days (built up sick leave). Wife took about 4 1/2 months (unpaid). That felt about right to us, but the right amount is probably different for every parent/child. I think had my wife stayed home another couple weeks she may not have gone back (which would mean our kid was...
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re: Meet the world's first BJ robot (NSFW) - Garfield
I bet when you sample her it's awesome but if you buy her she stops working after the first night....
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re: Do you have a favorite Rodney Dangerfield quote? - Garfield
Take it easy, honey! I didn't see a thing. You're perfect....
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