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Favorite team:USA 
Location:Kew Gardens
Biography:I once ordered the country fried steak with eggs and three pancakes at IHOP. I used the blue syrup on two of the pancakes and the red syrup on one. Every day since has been a let down.
Interests:So many that I find it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Occupation:Amateur Ventriloquist (NSFW)
Number of Posts:6658
Registered on:12/17/2011
Online Status:Not Online

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re: Funniest or Most Embarrassing Thing Your Child Has Said/Done in Public - Garfield
Learned my two year old had a stomach bug while seated at a middle both at a packed Chick-fil-a one morning. Not her fault but she could not stop throwing up. Luckily an older gentleman started shouting "Woo! Woo! Woo!" thus alerting everyone in the Chick-fil-a. It got so quiet you could hear the th...
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re: Anyone here asked to sign a prenup?? - Garfield
I would have been ecstatic to learn my fiancé had something worth a prenup's protection. ...
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re: OT posters from the Nashville area - Garfield
[quote] Does it bother you that we have wayyy to many California license plates moving into the City and Williamson? I'd rather these libs not flock to the South[/quote] I've been in Williamson for a decade. New neighbors are from San Francisco. Invited us and our kid over for an Easter Egg hunt...
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re: Have any of you guys ever faked an orgasm with your wife? - Garfield
[quote] No..... But I had a real one with your's!! [/quote] Burn....
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re: Laws proposed that bar interviewers from asking job applicants salary history - Garfield
I always respond "about tree fitty." If they don't like that then it's probably not a place I want to work....
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re: Were you prom or homecoming king? - Garfield
Yes. I made them pay for dumping that bucket of blood on me....
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re: Vasectomy at 0630 tomorrow morning. Wish me luck! Update page 4 - Garfield
Had mine two years ago. No regrets. My child is the best thing I ever did and each time she has a meltdown I think the vasectomy was the second best thing I ever did....
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re: What jobs are the most fulfilling? - Garfield
Heard good things about being team Doctor for USA women's gymnastics....
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re: Cigar Smokers of the OT - Garfield
Man O' War Little Devil....
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re: What size shoe do you wear? - Garfield
I wear a 14 but used to wear a 10 before my diabetes really took hold. If I have to move up past 14 then I am going to try and change my diet a little (or probably just stop wearing socks). ...
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re: Did you get laid on prom night? - Garfield
[quote]I have never understood guys bragging about getting laid. How pitiful does your life have to be to discuss this anywhere? Damn man. [/quote] Bragging about getting laid once got me laid. ...
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re: How to not con black law students - Garfield
[quote]quote: You have white friends that scored below acceptance standards yet got into top 10 schools? Yep, because hey, a LSAT score isn't everything. He got a 155 and got into a top 8 school in the 2017 rankings. Smartest guy I know. Works for a top 10-15 firm and probably made $250k o...
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re: New 9 month old Goldendoodle. - Garfield
:cheers:...
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re: New 9 month old Goldendoodle. - Garfield
Here's my girl. [img]http://i1014.photobucket.com/albums/af263/Garfieldwastaken/DSC_0217_zpsqmodebqp.jpg[/img]...
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re: Pick a QB for next season - Garfield
Hurts unless I'm playing Kansas St....
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re: Class of 2018 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Chattabama is Back Edition - Garfield
[quote]You're the man saint.[/quote] Without a doubt. Thanks brother!! I know you have other shite to take care of too. Much appreciation....
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
[quote]I think Solomon and Ray would just be to much. [/quote] Two chicks at the same time kind of too much. [img]http://i.imgur.com/adoScDl.gif[/img]...
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re: Class of 2017 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: Say Your Goodbyes Edition - Garfield
Solomon is too hard to read. I think he could be a very good player at a position of need for us (and contribute early to next year's 4th SEC Championship in a row and restored-order natty) but I just doubt he comes here. We haven't had great luck with recruits advertising we have a giant lead who d...
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re: Wish I could buy this FedEx guy a beer - Garfield
[quote]So, what happened? The video has been removed [/quote] FedEx guy is delivering a tricycle to an orphanage outside of Boise and this hipster douche starts a one-man protest by burning an Annie poster outside the orphanage while screaming "We are all orphans!!" FedEx dude walks over with ...
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re: UPDATE..Bogus National Title claims: Alabama claims 16 but most are questionable - Garfield
[quote]Do you agree that claiming 16 titles is a tad bit absurd?[/quote] Yes, if you are not Bama. Eta: or the Yankees. ...
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