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Chinese naked painter "falls" on pipe and gets penis stuck for 2 days
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:31 pm
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Lian Tien, 61, says he was painting in the nude when he slipped and fell into a pipe that connected to his building’s air conditioning unit. Tien said it took him so long to call because he thought no one would believe his story. Rescue workers were able to release his manhood from the pipe after a four-hour procedure to cut off the pipe.
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“It was so hot I was painting in the nude and I slipped on the floor, causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe,” Lian Tien told the Mirror.
His bizarre excuse came 48 hours into his trial. He waited so long because he thought nobody would believe him.
The 61-year-old’s penis was excruciatingly trapped in the narrow pipe used to take water from the building’s air conditioning unit.
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:32 pm to arseinclarse
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His bizarre excuse came 48 hours into his tria
They put him on trial for this?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:33 pm to arseinclarse
When I saw the subject line I knew it was you before looking.
This post was edited on 6/12/14 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:33 pm to arseinclarse
How does one fall into a pipe only to get your junk stuck? Also, who paints in the nude??
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:34 pm to arseinclarse
million to 1 shot, doc
This post was edited on 6/12/14 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:34 pm to arseinclarse
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“It was so hot I was painting in the nude and I slipped on the floor, causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe,”
Likely story
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:35 pm to arseinclarse
he wuh frickin that pipe mayn
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:35 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:39 pm to arseinclarse
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because he thought nobody would believe him.
He was right. Gives new meaning to laying pipe though.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:41 pm to arseinclarse
And he will take that story to the grave. 
Posted on 6/12/14 at 12:58 pm to craigbiggio
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They put him on trial for this?
Talk about insult to injury. Imagine trying to get a job and that popped up on your background check. Uhh...
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:02 pm to econ85
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:04 pm to arseinclarse
Pipe fricker. He couldn't find a vaccum?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:06 pm to mt1
I've used the expression "laying pipe" but damn...this guy....
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:10 pm to arseinclarse
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The 61-year-old’s penis was excruciatingly trapped in the narrow pipe used to take water from the building’s air conditioning unit.
That is not where you want to be when Godzilla shows up.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:16 pm to arseinclarse
This is what happens when you don't have enough women, people start fricking pipes
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:56 pm to Veritas vincit
He was literally LAYING THE PIPE. I guess I wont paint in the nude now.
I guess I wont paint in the nude now. 
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:56 pm to LSUTIGERMANIA
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