Started By
Message

Strange text I just got from my yard man - Is this drug talk?

Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:18 pm
Posted by DzNtz
BR
Member since Oct 2007
684 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:18 pm
"How long you think you'll be ready I need 60$soft and few bars".

Can anyone decipher this? I don't even really care if it is drugs, just more curious than anything.
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:18 pm to
cocaine = soft

bars = Xanax - corrected by the benzo's users on this board
This post was edited on 6/5/14 at 12:26 pm
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112670 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:18 pm to
yes, prob xanax
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to
and Xanax I think.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33902 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

60$soft


Sounds like coke.

quote:

few bars


xanabars

Lucky for you he mixes uppers and downers.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20865 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to
"Soft" = soft penis.

"Bars" = hard penis.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to
Drug head lawn guys are easy to get better deals from.

They usually won't steal your shite if it's just coke/pills.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to
He's asking for cocaine and Xanax
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:19 pm to
He is going to cut your grass for $60 but that's negotiable.

He has Sprint Wireless Service
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8434 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:20 pm to
$60 is the going rate for an eighth of hydro.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13585 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:20 pm to
That's drug talk for "Im about to rob this guy's house. I cut his grass and shite so he will prlly never suspect me."
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

zantabars


I reallllllly hope you have said this out loud to someone before.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16511 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:20 pm to
Not sure what "60$ soft" is, but he's talking about Xanax when he says "bars"
Posted by gazelles
Member since Apr 2011
1323 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

zantabars (spelling)


you missed it big time
Posted by LloydChristmas
in a van down by the river
Member since Nov 2009
2829 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:21 pm to
I think LSUBalls got a similar text from one of his employees a while back. He messed with him pretty good. Seize this opportunity!
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15110 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:21 pm to
He is arranging to meet a fat hooker for some drinks.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8434 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

I reallllllly hope you have said this out loud to someone before.


I used to know someone who called them "zanibars". Dude was a fricking idiot, obviously.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:21 pm to
Show him the text and then ask him where yours is.
Posted by Boomshockalocka
Member since Feb 2004
59695 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:21 pm to
soft is powder , hard is rock
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

you missed it big time


I never dabbled ever in benzo's
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram